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LadyNeets -> Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 3:25:35 AM)
Todays Thought of the Day is : Never Play leap frog with a Unicorn. Never Moon a Werewolf. Never squat with Spurs. Neets

Yang4yin -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 8:33:19 AM)
Never take a strong laxative right before taking sleeping pills.

MissTlTTYMilk -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 10:27:04 AM)
Yes,,,,do the movie makers and the manufacturers of DVDs choose the most annoying main menu possible so if you fall asleep and awake during the night and the remote is playing hide and seek--you are taunted by a repeated clip of movie bits and crappy music..............sadistic i tell you.

mnottertail -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 10:29:42 AM)
Never teach a pig to fly, they can't do it and it just pisses off the pig.

LotusSong -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 10:34:49 AM)
"If you start to think you are a person of some importance.. just try ordering another person's dog around"."

HamiltonCoDomme -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 11:03:42 AM)
I had way to much fun with this..... My train of thought derailed years ago I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. God must love stupid people; He made so many. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? and finally.... The Good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Steelriven -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/23/2006 4:32:35 PM)
Yeah... soggy potato chips don't taste good...

LadyNeets -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/24/2006 2:37:04 AM)
In the Bush aways look before you sit and never sit among a pile of sticks. Neets [sm=boohoo.gif][sm=boohoo.gif][sm=boohoo.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif]

ThatLilBrat -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 12:29:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong If you start to think you are a person of some importance.. just try ordering another person's dog around"." _____________________________ Lotus Song <--- Runs with scissors Don't run with scissors

CreoleCook -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 12:48:07 PM)
thought of the Day: Confucia say, "crowded elevator smell different to midget." CC

LotusSong -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 1:19:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat _____________________________ Lotus Song <--- Runs with scissors Don't run with scissors What can I say.. I live on the edge :)

Saratov -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 2:16:36 PM)
If at first you don't succed, skydiving may not be your sport. [8\|] Cliff diving either. [:)]

LotusSong -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 2:20:40 PM)
The only person who enjoys a fart, is the one giving it.

Steelriven -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 2:37:53 PM)
.....Yes... They do hehe. quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook thought of the Day: Confucia say, "crowded elevator smell different to midget." CC

michellewarner -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/25/2006 11:32:08 PM)
"Asshole" isn't an alternative lifestlyle.

Gawa1n -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/27/2006 12:35:32 PM)
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Gawa1n -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/27/2006 12:38:17 PM)
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

princessrn -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/27/2006 12:53:17 PM)
Most users ever online was 15209 at 7/18/2006 10:36:53 PM. princessrn wow !!!! can you tell i was off work ill lol ... Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

MistressStchWich -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/27/2006 1:19:49 PM)
I think, therefore, I screw up...

Saratov -> RE: Though of the Day You got one??? (8/28/2006 4:16:44 PM)
Would YOU mess with this driver? [image]http://patriotguard.org/Portals/0/NTForums_Attach/pms247.jpg[/image]

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