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Like a good neighbor...... - 8/24/2006 1:15:27 PM

windchymes

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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and 'mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said "No, I think we had State Farm."

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RE: Like a good neighbor...... - 8/24/2006 7:54:19 PM

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LOL that is cute

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Life changes a person, in their views, in their thoughts and in their action. The one thing that never changes is the persons main values.

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RE: Like a good neighbor...... - 8/24/2006 8:00:39 PM

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