windchymes
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing
One lady turns and asks "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?"
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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.
Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.
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