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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 6:28:03 AM   
kitty2MLoneWolf


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ORIGINAL: ThePunisherII

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

Are not ALL blowjobs free? umm... I just don't get it?




Of course they're not free.  Think of all the money invested in that blow job.
collars, cuffs, floggers, clamps, rope, etc. etc. etc.


Wedding rings, dinners, cars, boats, houses, etc., etc, etc


Uhmmm I always heard that wedding rings were an investment in NOT getting anymore blowjobs LOL

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 6:56:47 AM   
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Wasn't someone suppossed   to be bringing fruit?? 
Mr Punisher, i'm a looonnng way from Jersey....think peaches  ..and blowjobs...


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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:00:01 AM   
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Cant get much fresher than the dancing banana <wink>

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:02:01 AM   
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the title got my attn. it was the 1st mod thing i actually read on the boards- ever.

i came away lost tho. somehting about an encyclpedia.

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:06:42 AM   
Yang4yin


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Peaches? I thought you got a fuzzy navel with peaches.
Oh, well... maybe I'm wrong.
 
How are those jaws doing?

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:07:42 AM   
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Well that was a hell of a night.

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:09:15 AM   
Yang4yin


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Hey! Don't quit now! I just got here.

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:15:17 AM   
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Bananas might be better...no distracting shift in mindset...or mouthset...(budump bum)  ha...i promise i won't quit my day job..

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:17:28 AM   
Yang4yin


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Tell ya what... I'll let you hold my Hitachi Magic Wand between your thighs if I can get a blowjob right now. I won't let you cum until I feel like it though.

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:27:57 AM   
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To avoid looking like a deer in the headlights..      (hoping He's not expecting a cyber blowjob)
.i'll ask a question instead...Whats a Hitachi Magic Wand??

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:29:48 AM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: spankmepink11
Whats a Hitachi Magic Wand??


It's a super-duper electric (corded) vibrator.
http://www.healthyandactive.com/le701.html

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:35:29 AM   
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Ohhhhhh....

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:37:17 AM   
Yang4yin


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So?

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:42:48 AM   
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Soooo....nice toy?

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 7:45:47 AM   
Yang4yin


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No complaints so far.
 
Oh, well... time for me to get moving... guess I'll have to get my blowjob later.

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 11:26:09 AM   
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get in line for the blowjob

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 11:30:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50
get in line for the blowjob


ummm... the sign says blowjobs!


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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 11:47:21 AM   
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now my question Aileen .. how can a blow job be free if I leave a deposit in your mouth .. lmaooooooo

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 11:50:36 AM   
DesertRat


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now my question Aileen .. how can a blow job be free if I leave a deposit in your mouth .. lmaooooooo


If you kiss her afterwards, you could maybe get at least part of your deposit back.

Bob

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RE: Free Blowjobs! - 8/26/2006 11:55:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50
get in line for the blowjob


ummm... the sign says blowjobs!
 
 
My mistake...blowjobs.





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