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How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/28/2006 10:37:14 PM

TreSwank

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My new theory:

If you happen to be one of those overly-conscientious Americans whose stomach is constantly plunged into gastro-intestinal HELL over the thought of impending doom at the hands of swarthy-faced, turban-wearing zealots, I've got the perfect suggestion to keep you, and your wonderful family safe from the BAD GUYS.

MOVE TO DELAWARE

This state is so goddamn obscure, that your average American doesn't even know where the hell it is (and I guarantee that Habeeb and Akbar won't, either). I once had the unfortunate luck to ride through Delaware (aka, purgatory) on a Grayhound bus during my teen years, and, I swear to God, I didn't see one fucking person ANYWHERE. I did; however, see about ten desolate-looking sheet-metal factories that, at least to my knowledge and intuitions, must have been operated by soul-less robots.
Do real, sentient people actually live in Delaware, or is the whole state just some elaborate cover for a few underground, government, UFO experimental laboratories? If you ever commit a heinous crime, and want to escape from the public eye, head on over to Delaware - I mean, the state itself has managed to evade public notice for a couple hundred years.

My mind can't even begin to fathom the cosmic mystery that is DELAWARE. Can you spout out any facts about Delaware, other than it's capital and status as the first state? For 98% of you, I'm gonna have to say NO. I say that we allow next month to be "National Delaware Appreciation Month", and let everyone, nationwide, learn a new fact about Delaware each day.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/28/2006 11:13:29 PM

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According to the February, 2005, edition of National Geographic, Wilmington, DE, zip code 19886 has a population of exactly zero. Instead, Wilmington is where several credit card companies receive their mail. On a peak day, they receive enough credit card payments to fill a Hummer -- two million of them.

Oh, wait, you already mentioned unpopulated towns and soulless robots. I guess I'm being redundant.

As for escaping terrorists? Well, depending on what you think of credit card companies, terrorists might live there!!

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/28/2006 11:25:00 PM

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http://antidelawareaction.homestead.com/ada.html

http://antidelawareaction.homestead.com/articles.html

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 1:57:13 AM

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On May 4, 2005, the Stonefly was declared to be Delaware's State Macroinvertebrate. It's also interesting to note that Delaware is the first state to HAVE an official macroinvertebrate. Things must be pretty fucking sad if your state is so fucking unknown, that you have to hatch up some half-baked scheme like this to pull some publicity.

Instead of it's current official nickname (The Diamond State), I say we rename it "The Money Shot State".

However...........this girl lives in Delaware ( http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/178500/rztv/87830/details.htm)
so I might consider giving it a second chance, as long as she lets me blast a quarter gallon of my man-milk into her ovaries once I'm finished abusing her. If you look that freakin' hot at 34, I AM going to impregnate you................and even if your tubes are tied, SarahTebbe, my semen will miraculously rewire your woman parts to make pregnancy possible. IT'S A FACT.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 2:31:03 AM

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What part of Texas is Delaware in, again?

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 10:07:41 AM

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What part of Texas is Delaware in, again?

LOL.

Ask your average ninth-grader what Delaware is, and they'll probably think that it's the "morning-after" pill.

IT'S A FACT: Delaware's state motto is "Liberty and Independence".

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 11:45:08 AM

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Well I can now say three good things about Delaware

1 No Tax

2 Home of Tasty Time Caterers

3 Produceses some Kick Ass Paintball Players it is the orininal home of Damage Inc.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 11:56:40 AM

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Well I can now say three good things about Delaware

1 No Tax

2 Home of Tasty Time Caterers

3 Produceses some Kick Ass Paintball Players it is the orininal home of Damage Inc.

Good job, but you forgot SARAHTEBBE. Something about hot women that paint themselves up like that makes my love-muscle get to throbbin'.

I think that the "no sales tax" thing is pretty cool, but I can't even to begin to stress how important SARAHTEBBE is in the grand scheme of things. She's probably a stripper, but she should know that we would be very happy together. (For at least a couple hours)

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 11:56:56 AM

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DE was the 1st state. i have some cousins there. some of it is metro Philadephia.

i never been there.

there tell me tho the worst drivers are from there.

i dont want to bash New Jersey,.....ERRRR. i better shut up. anyhow teh NE part of the state of PA- has growth problems.
supposedly here in central PA we are "ready" as we have a "20 year plan" [which you can bet i offially commented on]

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:15:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

On May 4, 2005, the Stonefly was declared to be Delaware's State Macroinvertebrate. It's also interesting to note that Delaware is the first state to HAVE an official macroinvertebrate. Things must be pretty fucking sad if your state is so fucking unknown, that you have to hatch up some half-baked scheme like this to pull some publicity.

Instead of it's current official nickname (The Diamond State), I say we rename it "The Money Shot State".

However...........this girl lives in Delaware ( http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/178500/rztv/87830/details.htm)
so I might consider giving it a second chance, as long as she lets me blast a quarter gallon of my man-milk into her ovaries once I'm finished abusing her. If you look that freakin' hot at 34, I AM going to impregnate you................and even if your tubes are tied, SarahTebbe, my semen will miraculously rewire your woman parts to make pregnancy possible. IT'S A FACT.

I noticed this girl from Delaware, I believe she should be added to the hot Delaware chicks list. http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/55850/rzmx/64626/default.htm#

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:18:53 PM

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*TreSwank gives WayWardSoul a high-five.

Maybe Delaware is really a hidden goldmine of HOT CHICKS. Something like "America's Best Kept Secret".

Hey WayWardSoul............wanna plan a little field trip? (LOL)

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:22:38 PM

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i dont want to bash New Jersey,.....ERRRR.

Hey... don't go bashing Jersey now Pennsatucky boy.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:23:44 PM

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LOL I have an ex in Delaware. She might need her ass spanked again.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:27:59 PM

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As long as we don't get into any bar-room scuffles with this intimidating Delawarian, I think that everything will be fine.

Hey, I've got one for you. DELA-WHERE?
*TreSwank falls off of his chair laughing at this stupid joke.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:35:16 PM

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I got over needing to do the Bar room scuffles back in my 20's

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:43:08 PM

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I should have gotten over it when I woke up after a drunk black-out during last year's Sailfest (New London Celebration) with one hell of a shiner. I hope that I did some damage to the other guy.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:43:57 PM

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In total area Delaware ranks 49th in the nation. It contains 1,982 square miles. It is 96 miles long and varies from 9 to 35 miles in width.

Which makes Rhode Island the 50th.

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:45:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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i dont want to bash New Jersey,.....ERRRR.

Hey... don't go bashing Jersey now Pennsatucky boy.

ok- but im sending ya back some rowdy college kids from there. lolol

:-D

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RE: How To Escape Those BAD Terrorists. - 8/29/2006 12:47:45 PM

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I live in a town in Connecticut that is reasonably close to New York City, Boston, Hartford, and Providence RI. What people would be surprised to know is that Providence Rhode Island is one of the partying HOT SPOTS of the Northeast.......with clubs and bars GALORE. Some of the best places I've ever been to are in Providence, which is, a city of sin that no one outside of the northeast really knows about. Going through Providence, I once counted five strip clubs within the space of a few blocks! You can't even see shit like that in Manhattan!!!!!

If a person can't get laid in Providence Rhode Island, they must have some serious problems. Soooooooooooooo many women, everywhere. I'm a born and bred North Carolina boy, but you don't realize how much of a "third rate institution" (as David Sedaris described it) it is until you move to New England and discover where the good clubs are at.

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