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Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 4:47:17 PM   
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&hl=en

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 5:30:13 PM   
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That was just EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 5:37:31 PM   
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I know, I hope Tre sees it, I think he will like it. 

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 7:36:37 PM   
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Even in the entertainment world where narcissism is the norm, Shakira takes the cake. She is probably the most obnoxious, self-centered person in music. And that is saying alot, because Bono is also in music. But at least Bono writes words that can be meaningful. Sharika doesn't understand that if she wasn't so good looking, nobody would give a crap about her feeble efforts at being meaningful. And having a voice that is a cross between Alanis Morrisette and Cher, makes her inane lyrics even more annoying. This video was way more entertaining than anything she has ever done. 

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 7:45:23 PM   
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Wow E...that's the longest post i've seen from you since i've been here! 

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 7:46:39 PM   
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I guess shakira struck a cord with him. 

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 8:06:20 PM   
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Who would have thought that I would ever get a chance to rant about Shakira on Collarme? I couldn't resist. 

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 8:09:23 PM   
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If this should rise to the level of changing your tag line to 'Boycott Shakira' can have the whales?  i love that line

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/30/2006 10:27:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pqwinny

If this should rise to the level of changing your tag line to 'Boycott Shakira' can have the whales?  i love that line


And that's another thing, whales adore Shakira!

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/31/2006 6:48:32 AM   
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The sad thing is that Shakira actually has a MENSA-level IQ......................and it seems like such a shame for someone at the 98th percentile of standardized intelligence testing to make that sort of emotionally-castrated, shitty pop music.  The Stanford-Binet may be accurate when gauging smarts..........but it SHO' AS HELL doesn't measure talent.  The first time that I heard "Underneath Your Clothes",  I seriously considered giving myself the old head in the oven, Sylvia Plath treatment; what a fucking terrible song!!!!  The only feasible purpose that Shakira could serve would be as my personal whipping post, toilet, cocksucker, and all-around fuck-pig.  Other than that, the old girl needs to have her mouth sown shut.  IT'S A FACT!!!!!

Post Scriptum:  That video was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Shakira, Shakira.... - 8/31/2006 6:56:04 AM   
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omygaaaaaaawd this one had me screaming loooooooooooool I could barely catch my breath damn where do you people find stuff like that LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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