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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 11:27:14 AM   

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I'm not quite sure I understood that, Ron, but I suspect that it could be for the best. 
zuma  (with an espresso and a little lunch in hand)

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 1:23:54 PM   

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Tipsy is having wild, unprotected sex with Me.  Drunk is having wild, unprotected sex with NastyDaddy.

And being so tanked you need a transfusion -- sex with Ron *wink*  Minnesota style...that's when the sheep gets IN the bed with you both.

Me? being drunk was waking up next to some girl who was coyote ugly...but that was many years ago and the wench is dead, so to speak.


Go ahead, if you don't know what "coyote ugly" is...ask.

< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 9/2/2006 1:27:23 PM >


"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 1:35:31 PM   

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Hmm... I think I am a bit tipsy myself,  Emperor.



Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: OMG - 9/2/2006 3:20:30 PM   

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Have you ever woke up with a terrible hangover, naked in a sleeping bag, with a used condom dangling from your bloody asshole?
Let's have a couple drinks and go camping.

Coyote ugly can only happen twice but porkchop ugly can last forever. 


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RE: OMG - 9/9/2006 1:13:21 AM   

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Well it could have been could have woken up something like this:

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