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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 10:49:29 PM

xhoneyx

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i just remembered another one..

your momma's so fat...when she wears a red dress, everyone thinks she's the kool aid man

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 10:54:23 PM

KyttynTheMynx

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yo momma so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store, and starved to death.

yo momma so ugly, they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower.

you momma so old she farts dust...

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 10:57:07 PM

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beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/4/2006 11:44:19 PM

TheShadows

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Your momma's so old, she owes Moses a dollar.
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your momma's so fat, when she rolls over in bed, no one sees your daddy for a day or two.
Your momma's so nasty, she had to chase the water back into the bathtub.
Your momma's teeth are so buttery, Betty Crocker asked her for the recipe.

Ahhh...those were the days...

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/5/2006 8:13:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

Your momma is so ugly, she makes maggots gag.

If I was the judge, I'd choose this one as the best!
Share some more, what great reads are out there!

~ST~

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/5/2006 3:55:34 PM

WayWardSoul

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Your momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, they keep trying to shove her back in to the water, while yelling save the whale.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/19/2006 9:17:28 PM

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When I was in jr high somone called my mom a fat cow I riped off my stockings and my pumps and tore after him barefoot in a skirt tackled him and beat him up.

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RE: Your Momma is... - 9/19/2006 9:47:19 PM

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Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

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RE: Your Momma is... - 8/8/2007 12:44:16 PM

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your mamma so fat..when she runs she hears applause and there is nobody behind her

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RE: Your Momma is... - 8/8/2007 3:03:16 PM

darchChylde

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yo mama so nasty that her pu**y is a challenge on Fear Factor.

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