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SavageFaerie -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 2:17:57 PM)
wankiepoo when you get ready for that older woman....gimme a buzz LOL Although I do still have teeth.

MistressWolfen -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 7:42:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Riff quote: ORIGINAL: MistressWolfen omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now... I have pliers, want a go? [8D] Screams and covers me fangs...nope nope noper

WayWardSoul -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/3/2006 8:09:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressWolfen quote: ORIGINAL: Riff quote: ORIGINAL: MistressWolfen omg ... some sharing should just NOT be done...I have this unspeakable image burnt into my poor brain now... I have pliers, want a go? [8D] Screams and covers me fangs...nope nope noper You just can't blame a guy for asking. [:D]

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 6:46:33 AM)
Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman? I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties. Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 6:47:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman? I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties. Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty. Hey! I'm 50, I'm not old. [:D]

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 6:53:13 AM)
You know, you're right...let's change it to seventies. Edited to add that you look no where close to fifty.

Donnalee -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 7:01:57 AM)
Did we find out if the Swankster got any?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 7:02:47 AM)
I'm sure he did...He has a wonderful way with words and the ladies, ya know.

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 8:32:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Donnalee Did we find out if the Swankster got any? I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him.

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 8:34:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman? I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties. Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty. You're right on the money, girl!!!! I love how thirty-something gals can be SO condescending towards you because of your age, but so enthusiastic and hungry in the bedroom. The last one I hooked up with actually called me a "titty-baby." I thought that was really cute.

SexyRed -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 1:48:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Donnalee Did we find out if the Swankster got any? I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him. Are you kidding? We older gals love guys who wear things like that. What good is a guy in a Hugo Boss suit if he cannot make you laugh? Except that I would not be able to do it with you since orange clashes with my red hair, pity, since you are so cute, lol.

bignipples2share -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 11:36:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I can't believe that I compared a menopausal woman's womb to "Salem's Lot". It's still pretty damn funny to me, but there's just something wrong about that in a big, cosmic sense - not on par with Nazi Germany or anything, but still bad in that "Hey, that's SO not cool, man!" way. So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG ~Big

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/4/2006 11:41:23 PM)
Those younger guys just love to go commando...now THAT is fucking sexy!

Rumtiger -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/5/2006 12:00:56 AM)
Going commando...heheh, I like to be rather "free" myself.

Aileen68 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/5/2006 12:20:27 AM)
Point proven. Rum <~~~~ young, sexy and free.

subinside -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/5/2006 3:26:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bignipples2share So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG ~Big OMG, i almost spit my coffee all over my monitor.. dayum.. You gotta warn us when You pull one of those.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/5/2006 3:32:36 AM)
I like the older ones too. Males that is.[:D]

TreSwank -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/5/2006 8:21:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bignipples2share So what do ya call it after menopause.....Pet Cemetary? ~Big *TreSwank dons a Hank Williams Senior, Grand Old Opry outfit, picks up a beaten, old acoustic guitar, and commences to sing "That Womb is a Ghost Town, But I Like You Anyway", to all the menopausal women out there.

bignipples2share -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/6/2006 10:49:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside quote: ORIGINAL: bignipples2share So what do ya call it after menopause........Pet Cemetary? OMG ~Big OMG, i almost spit my coffee all over my monitor.. dayum.. You gotta warn us when You pull one of those. LOL, I was trying to keep up with the 'Stephen King' theme I really don't like to ever think that I have a dead pussy, I much prefer to think of it as it just needs to be stuffed. ~Big

bignipples2share -> RE: I Like The Older Ones (9/6/2006 11:01:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: bignipples2share So what do ya call it after menopause.....Pet Cemetary? ~Big *TreSwank dons a Hank Williams Senior, Grand Old Opry outfit, picks up a beaten, old acoustic guitar, and commences to sing "That Womb is a Ghost Town, But I Like You Anyway", to all the menopausal women out there. LOL that just means there womb for company.

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