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Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 5:28:58 PM

Aileen68

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Ok...I have to say that Ron is probably my favorite poster here.
Here's a classic from him. Don't expect a link...I don't do that.
From the Ew! LOL thread in Ask a Mistress. In fact that whole thread is classic.

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Two guys sitting at the bar, one of them beset and crying his eyes out, I mean as miserable as a human can be and be alive.
Other guy, just sitting there having a beer, he don't know him from adam.

Boo hoo hoo...........

He can't take it, says; Buddy, what the fuck is the problem, I mean jesus h christ???!!?? you been sobbing all night, what can I do?

Not a goddam thing, the guy blubbers, my wife left me, I can't eat, I can't sleep..................(sobbing, wails like a banshee)

Awwwww, geeze---you thought a lot of her then did you?

Hell no, he says, she took my mattress and my false teeth, the bitch....

I can't eat, I can't sleep............

XO,
Ron

So what are your favorite Ronisms...when you can actually understand what he's saying?

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 5:50:00 PM

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For the most part, I can't understand what he is talking about half the time....

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 5:56:01 PM

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From the Book of Ron, ch. 7 verse 9:

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"I am sorry that I ever turned down a blowjob, it is unnatural to do so."

Ron

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 6:06:54 PM

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Cuddle, even HE doesn't know what he is talking about half the time...THAT'S why we love him so.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 6:09:06 PM

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It's cuz he's a Norwegian bachelor farmer....

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 6:10:24 PM

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Are the bachelors farmed organically or does he use chemical pesticides?

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 6:11:25 PM

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Hard to tell. Those Norwegian bachelor farmers in Lake Woebegone are kinda switchy that way....!

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 7:04:19 PM

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It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/5/2006 11:26:35 PM

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Being drunk sometimes does help.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 7:37:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.

Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 10:44:44 AM

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FYI .. Ron has been thru college and has a BS in BS and now is able to educatedly spread his thru his Ron-isms . which he claims royalty rights to and any duplicating said Ron-isms shall be fined 1 dollar for copyright infringements

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 11:35:04 AM

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He cracks me up and through the laughter his points come across, unless he's not trying to make a point lol. I thoroughly enjoy his posts and have learned from some of them. There are too many favorites of his for me to list...just popping in my 2 cents.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 12:24:56 PM

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I think Ron should run for President. He gave a thumbs down to clogs and a thumbs up to thigh high stilettos. The man has good taste, nuff said? Plus he is a honorary Domme thats an exclusive club, only guys with really nice legs get into it.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 3:33:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It would seem I would have to get drunk and post more often in order to compete.

Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.

Exactly. Ron (ne) and Noah both are talented writers, and very unique.

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 4:02:17 PM

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I usually piss myself laughing when I read his posts. But, then again, I piss myself all the time.

I still like him though.

Yours,

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 7:15:15 PM

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Who is Ron?

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 7:19:08 PM

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 8:04:03 PM

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Hey, he copied my lust for an Amazon woman.

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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 8:10:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Don't even try, you will fail miserably. Ron is in a class by himself.

i think that's a good thing.. i'm not sure these forums could handle another one of him..

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RE: Random Ronisms - 9/6/2006 8:19:18 PM

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He just better give me credit if he ever uses "bowl of dicks"

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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