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If Shakira sat on Your face and...

hum the tune for "Whenever, Wherever".

10% (3)

vibrate in response.

3% (1)

wonder what's for dinner.

0% (0)

mentally replay scenes of O.J. hunting killer(s) at golf courses.

3% (1)

adoringly give passionate oral worship.

51% (15)

tip the waiter.

6% (2)

realize tax season is nearby.

6% (2)

vote for a National Belly Dance Day.

6% (2)

see Goddess Jules' pictures in your mind.

6% (2)

take the rest of the day off.

3% (1)

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(last vote on : 12/1/2005 6:44:14 AM)
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If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 12:15:25 PM

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danced in straddle upon you, what would you do?

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 12:20:49 PM

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Huh?

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 1:17:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: INSIDEYOURMIND

Huh?

What?

You don't think it could happen?

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 7:08:06 PM

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You didn't give me the choice "grab my cell phone, call Master and say you aren't going to believe this." Of course I guess I would have to also add that I would request that Shakira remove herself from my face so I could make a call.

I've never thought about Shakira in that way.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 7:21:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: velvetvixen

You didn't give me the choice "grab my cell phone, call Master and say you aren't going to believe this." Of course I guess I would have to also add that I would request that Shakira remove herself from my face so I could make a call.

Cute response. Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 7:25:42 PM

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Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only

For your pleasure or Shakira's?

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 7:36:12 PM

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Makes me wonder if I'd put my cellular on vibrate-only

For your pleasure or Shakira's?

Well, with all modesty (and indecency too), I'd do all I can to pleasure her.

I guess the phone could go into my left front pocket, since I'm a "leftie".

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 7:38:49 PM

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Tough choice but I went for Goddess Jules over wondering what's for dinner. Very rarely do I put my stomach behind what hangs beneath it.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 9:33:38 PM

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I would run and hide if i could get up, unless Master was there directing me to pleasure her.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/6/2005 11:46:18 PM

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I would throw her ass off!

Shakira, really doesn't do much for me.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/7/2005 8:02:36 AM

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quote:

I guess the phone could go into my left front pocket, since I'm a "leftie".

TMI

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 1/7/2005 9:15:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Paulnz

Tough choice but I went for Goddess Jules over wondering what's for dinner. Very rarely do I put my stomach behind what hangs beneath it.

Good choice.

Less fattening too.

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I would run and hide if i could get up, unless Master was there directing me to pleasure her.

I like that first qualification of "if i could get up".

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I would throw her ass off!

Shakira, really doesn't do much for me.

No one should have an ass on their face they don't want. But, sometimes "things" happen.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/22/2005 1:18:42 PM

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How can anyone not think of Shakira like that?!? Damn the girl is fine. As a belly dancer I admire her. And that ass is to dream of. I like my petite women (like me

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/27/2005 3:15:08 PM

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Who?

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/27/2005 4:45:13 PM

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GoddessJules is a much beloved and sorely missed member of Collarme. She may occasionally read messages still but not often enough as to make up for her absent messages.

We miss Jules!!

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/27/2005 7:23:54 PM

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I thought the "who" was in reference to Shakira, not Goddess Jules.

Shakira is a South American pop singer/belly dancer.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/29/2005 1:08:31 PM

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Who is Sakira? I guess she is a good looking singer. Nice thought.

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RE: If Shakira sat on Your face and... - 4/29/2005 2:46:13 PM

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sorry to hijack but where did Jules go? I enjoyed her posts very much....
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