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MrDom -> BDSM Humor (1/20/2004 4:01:57 PM)
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Things a sub definately does not want to hear during play... [:D]
* Oops!
* Uoh, I could have sworn I had a key her somewhere...
* You didn't really need that right?
* Which end of this thing do I insert there?
* Don't worry, there is bound to be a locksmith open at 3AM sunday morning.
* Sure, I promised no permanent damage, but you know hair grows back...
* Whoops! I thought that was the KY-Jelly
* If this is the KY-Jelly, then what did I just put on your....
* Shit, you can untie yourself right?
* Uhoh, if this is the tube of crazy glue, then where is the tube of KY-jelly...
* Have I ever told you about this fantasy I haave about what to do with tennis balls??
* Trust me, I know what I am doing. I saw this in a movie once and it worked
* Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gor' series.
* Shucks, now which of us was the dominant again?
* Uhoh, I think it is stuck there. Now what do we do?
* Bye, I'm off for the weekend, don't you just love suspension bondage?
Enjoy!
Dominic
(http://www.geocities.com/masterdom01)
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