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Saratov -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/13/2006 3:46:14 PM)
Any of you limey types feel like translating his posts into american? [8\|]

TxBlkMistress -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/13/2006 3:50:55 PM)
um....huh?

SirLordTrainer -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/13/2006 3:59:17 PM)
Doesnt he play on Mad TV ? chuckles

ohbiguy32 -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/14/2006 9:06:09 AM)
As an old cop once said to his dipatcher "What the fuck?........ over"

sophia37 -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/16/2006 5:34:48 PM)
What? Im laughing! LOL

gooddogbenji -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/16/2006 5:42:19 PM)
See, now I know someone's testing the "infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters" theory! Yours, benji

UtahGoddess -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/16/2006 6:28:45 PM)
Say "No" to drugs boys and girls [;)] Ms Sandi

Steelriven -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/16/2006 6:28:47 PM)
Shuuuuushhhh! Hehe, you keep asking and eventually I'm gonna have to awnser yeah! quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov quote: ORIGINAL: Steelriven pfftttt LOL! quote: ORIGINAL: TNstepsout Go stand in the corner and don't come out until you are told. You are never EVER to interrupt the grown ups again! Steelriven, when's the last time you got spanked young lady? [:)]

Steelriven -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/16/2006 6:32:18 PM)
Alright spud... dude... you need to share... or at least tell me where you're getting your shit! Man, I could use some of that hehe.

andal -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/18/2006 7:07:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ohbiguy32 As an old cop once said to his dipatcher "What the fuck?........ over" That reminds me of an experience I had in Basic training. We were doing infantry maneuvers in Humvees, and I had control of the radio in my humvee. (It was me, 3 other privates, and one of the drill sergeants in the humvee.) The lead humvee all of a sudden pulls over, the privates dismount and hit the dirt on either side (Which is what we were supposed to do, but they were supposed to keep going to a bend in the road, not stop in the middle of the straight section.) They did some other funny stuff (walking around, looking at the bushes, talking), and then got back in the humvee and then just sat there. I was told to find out what was going on, so I asked them over the radio, they said hold on a minute. My Drill sergeant got pissed, and said, "Ask them what the hell, over?" So, I key the mike, and say "What the hell, over?" It is possible to do 100 pushups in a slime-filled culvert while laughing so hard you can barely breathe. It just takes awhile.

Pimpernell -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/19/2006 6:56:50 AM)
Where's LA when you actually need her to abuse the dorks?

Saratov -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/19/2006 7:55:12 AM)
LA may be the best, I don't know, but I bet some of the other Domme's, Mistresses, Goddesses, etc. could point out his place, explain how to behave there and discuss his family, intillect and communication abilities while making him glad they took the time. Either that or they would have him hoplessly confused. [8\|]

MasterTek -> RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. (9/19/2006 8:50:01 AM)
I think humor is the right place, he says he is switch, I find that very humorous....

Spunkin -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 12:31:40 AM)
why would i right im from freaking england for ? perhaps you can just say your wrong and made a mistake. my humour is something nearly all of you are missing, its not a trucking joke alright, its not an introduction at all Lmfaclean off , my point is if you do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR, ALL of you might score yourselfs what you come here for in the 1st place, This has worked for hundreds of people i already no of in online dateing to take away shyness and the Dominant dicks whose manic ego'os keep them from getting what they really want here, So this is either taken to heart by whom ever reads it ? - or they get the fuck on with it and take the advice from someone the most likely will never meet anyway, And yes i have scored a lovely Mistress online already and two switch submissives il be meeting in November this year at the fetish ball in christchurch new zealand = (southern exposure bd&sm show) I did this all in ten lousy months with help from one fem/dom as mentor and her closest 2 friends in the life style also, STOP worrying were the sHell this post should be and try what il never tell you again please, and yes submissives can be just as strong etc as a dom, the weak subs are no longer taking any crap" Cherry and smile and enjoy" - who cares what your friends think " - OWN IT. spkn. quote: ORIGINAL: Sub03 quote: ORIGINAL: Sardaxia Sub03, what makes you think he's from England ? Is that how we are percieved! (If you checked his profile 'Spunkin' is actually from Invergargill New Zealand.) Worried, England [;)] Well when I looked at his profile it said england---not my fault if he changes it.

Spunkin -> RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 12:35:31 AM)
another one. - dont like switch Eh' i find it funny you dont see the point here EGO boy. quote: ORIGINAL: MasterTek I think humor is the right place, he says he is switch, I find that very humorous....

Spunkin -> RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 12:46:45 AM)
how to behave online " - do you people think this is how i act infront of a Mistress, ? of course not, - but they do listen from me and LEARN how to enjoy life in GENERAL better. So sorry i were taught to love and share and do my best to rid the world of war and hate, so sorry to want what i did in ten months as new to the whole scene for all of you people also. have fun kids. tw.

Saratov -> RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 6:54:30 AM)
Judging by his grammar and spelling... english maywell not be his first language.

Spunkin -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 7:42:11 PM)
bring it on ' - why cant you do yer own abuse pal, i wont take it to heat and might learn something also" you call me a dork with out knowing me' - you are what the life style does not need, stay being a player. quote: ORIGINAL: Pimpernell Where's LA when you actually need her to abuse the dorks?

mnottertail -> RE: humor has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 7:53:29 PM)
The second post has really cleared it up for me, it's like scales have fell from my eyes. Puff.

Spunkin -> RE: humour has been lost in bd&sm. (9/21/2006 8:13:51 PM)
Mr deviet ??? ) - because ones spelling is not up to standerd does not mean jack shit to alot of life style dominants i no into the D/s relationships, Were taught all this when the relation actualy becomes relaity of course, all some of you want is the perfect lil slut from another dominant whos already done the foundation work for there lazy fat hairy arse's, wake up Mon' - a submissive should be a challenge to begin with, NOT BEATEN OR SCARED INTO SUBMISSION, - that is false. ive been doing what you people call devient and dom my whole life, and when a true bad boy who's experienced NOTHING but bad is staring them in the face, - so to speak' some then realize im the real fucking deal mate, and i need submission to make me FEEL like a REAL human should. But i no you and alot others will disrespect me and my view of sounding like a no it all, simply because ive lived my experiences in real time life amongst the vanillas with views and comments not much differnt to yours really, i dont no you, and even if your who you say you are, im willing to give ya the benifit of the doubt though, plus i dont mind going on web/cam for anyone of you guys here, If ive upset anyone or done this wrong ? - just let me no without calling me names like were all in a huge freaking real time session here, because were NOT. spkn. quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Judging by his grammar and spelling... english maywell not be his first language.

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