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Nexo -> Yvette (9/12/2006 6:45:42 PM)
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Yvette," the man replied.
"Sir, Yvette is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see Yvette," was the man's reply. Just then, Yvette appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred-dollar bills and gave them to Yvette and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
The next night the same man appeared again demanding to see Yvette. Yvette explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts! The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money gave it to Yvette and they went upstairs. After an hour he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night but he paid Yvette and they went upstairs. After their session Yvette questioned the man. "No one has ever hired me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied " Michigan ."
"Really?" she said. "I have family in Michigan ."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain:
1. Death
2 Taxes
3. And being screwed by a lawyer. . .
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