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Sub03 -> Housework (9/14/2006 10:30:33 AM)

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...




CreoleCook -> RE: Housework (9/14/2006 2:26:11 PM)

the other day, I was riding with a friend, to go out and do some concrete work. one of the office staff calls Jim on the phone, asking if he had made his bed this morning.  Curiously, He replied, "Nope... washing the sheets when I get home."  to which they replied, "Good thing, then... cause your apartment building is on fire."  (By this time, I'm turning around, and trying to get him to his apartment complex, when Jim turns, and looks at me with this blank expression, and says, "Well, at least I don't have to clean the kitchen, this time around."





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