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Amaros -> RE: What do you call yours? (9/17/2006 5:32:03 PM)
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I dunno, I used to be kinda retentive about words, not too much anymore - some words are more personal: Pussy, Boo, Coo, Cootch, Cootchie, Quim, all sort of first person - my first girlfriend called it her purse.
Some phrases I remember from growing up: Beaver, Splitail, Peterbelly, all more or less redneck lingo, and would have to include "shitter", as in "look at the shitter on that critter!". Tunnel of love, I think I've heard one or twice - "Heaven" - as in "how high do those legs go?" - "All the way to heaven".
My contemporaries would be more likely to call it Bush, Mound, Gap, or Lilly, as in "swab the Lilly". I'm kinda partial to Cootchie, it usually gets a laugh, or Lilly, which seems kind of a descriptive metaphor - although I think it looks mroe like an Orchid.
In mixed company, I might say Yoni (Vedic, Sanskrit), or "Womb", which is what Yoni means. "Lingum" is the corresponding work for penis.
Penis: Dick, Cock, Pecker, Wood or "Woodie" (erection), Club, Staff, Flagpole, Fuckstick (depreciating) - the "other" head, the little head, the Pope.
Nobody ever referred to the asshole as anything but the asshole as I recall - the "Hershey Highway" or maybe "Browneye" none of which are particularly appealing linguistically or in casual conversation - but "Bung" springs to mind as one I picked up reading bawdy Victorian literature, along with Quim - archaic and fairly inoffensive. Of course there are numerous scatological variations, which I generally avoid as being simply unimaginative unless you're into that sort of thing. I don't mind biological terms, sphincter, colon, bowels, etc., but most of the time I guess I'd just probobly say "I wanna get all up in your ass".
"Ass", of course, can refer to the sex act itself.
Funny, I worked at this bar in Fl. where the waitresses called it the "wrnhole" - I guess that means trying to say "wrong hole" with something in your mouth.
Others seem a little more objectifying: Cunt, Slit, Gash, Hole, and variations on the last - and I try generally to reserve those for the heat of the moment - sometimes good to clear that up in negotiations to avoid sudden mood swings - or unless otherwise requested - I do like women who talk dirty.
Otherwise, the occasional shock value, in nonsexual intercourse, it sort of depends on who you're talking to whether they'll find it refreshing or just crude.
Twat just cracks me up: the only time I ever use it is to describe someone disparagingly - either sex - as in "he's a silly twat".
Shit, I'll probobly think of some more after a while, and I have to admit I'm always curious how people refer to themselves.
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