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Emperor1956 -> First day of Class... (9/14/2006 7:45:26 PM)
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The Biology professor was giving his first lecture to his new freshman class. He scanned the classroom, found a likely subject, and looked at his seating chart.
"Miss Anderson?"
The perky co-ed looked up, startled.
"Please tell me what organ of the human body grows more than eight times its normal size when stimulated?"
The cute young girl blushed and stammered "Professor! I can't believe you asked me that question!"
And the professor said "Miss Anderson, from your answer I deduce two things:
First, you did not do the assigned reading, or you would have known the correct answer is 'the pupil of the eye'.
Second, someday, young lady, you will be sorely disappointed!"
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