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Mercnbeth -> Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 12:35:39 PM)

Woman 'tore off ex-lover's testicle'

A jilted woman has admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours." (What a good friend!)
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.




INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 12:44:16 PM)

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Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.


They released her?

If she ripped my testicle off, I would hope they would at least keep her ass in jail!




Mercnbeth -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 12:48:43 PM)

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If she ripped my testicle off, I would hope they would at least keep her ass in jail!


Jeff -
Maybe it was "Small Claims" Court.




rubytuesday -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 4:25:46 PM)

Im not a guy but I would have thought that it would take more than a yank to pull a testicle off - how are those things attached again - Im going to try and find an attached one and see if i can work it out :-)

Did you know they eat sheeps testicles here in NZ - they are commonly called mountain oysters - just an aside.

smiles
ruby




MiladyElaine -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 6:07:44 PM)

They eat calf ones over here and call them the same thing.




heytoy001 -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 7:30:47 PM)

duh




onceburned -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 7:59:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MiladyElaine

They eat calf ones over here and call them the same thing.


Turkeys aren't safe either.... although those are called 'turkey fries'.
gobble, gobble.




cynnacent1 -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/11/2005 8:20:02 PM)

Here you go rubytuesday! [;)]

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Amazing that she managed to yank the thing off bare handed. i recently watched a documentary which included a step by step video of a vasectomy ... the vas deferens seemed like alot of work for them to snip through even with a very sharp scalpel. Amazing that she managed to yank the thing off bare handed. [:o] He must have REALLY pissed her off good.
¸,ø¤º°cynnacent°º¤ø,¸ (proudly owned by, and devoted to INSIDEYOURMIND)





Darthbetta -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/12/2005 8:44:41 AM)

"Rocky Mountain Oysters"....


nuff' said




MistressIsadora -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/13/2005 3:55:27 AM)

I read this story when it was posted in a Yahoo group. I couldn't stop laughing.

It like the saying goes "Always give a woman what she wants!"

Still Laughing,
Mistress Isadora

P.S. It only takes 3-4 lbs. of pressure to rip a testicle out.






Moleculor -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/14/2005 11:30:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: INSIDEYOURMIND
They released her?

If she ripped my testicle off, I would hope they would at least keep her ass in jail!


How're they going to rip THAT off? It's a bit more attached than a testicle.




txparanoid -> RE: Warning - Don't Refuse Sex from Ex! (1/14/2005 9:42:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rubytuesday

Did you know they eat sheeps testicles here in NZ - they are commonly called mountain oysters - just an aside.

smiles
ruby


I'm moving to NZ in 6-9 months.

That's good to know. Thank you. I will definetly not try the "Mountain Oyster"




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