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Amaros -> Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 4:15:38 PM)
quote: First penis transplant reversed after two weeks Ten days after the operation, which had been approved by the hospital's medical ethical committee, the recipient had been able to urinate. There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored. "The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife's psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis" Hu added. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060919/od_nm/penis_transplant1_dc;_ylt=ArV0yWPEjz.4YQJF7S9m5qQZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy Uh, why get a penis transplant and then pick a 4 inch penis? They've never seen Young Frankenstein I guess. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He vould have an enormous Shwanstooker! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: That goes without saying. Inga: Voof! Igor: He's going to be very popular.

twicehappy -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 5:23:13 PM)
My question is what happened to his own penis? Maybe 4 inches was an upgrade in size.....

pinkee -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 7:05:13 PM)
i woulda though this "honor" went to John Bobbit. pinkee

juliaoceania -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 7:21:52 PM)
It was his own penis so it doesn't count

gooddogbenji -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 7:30:05 PM)
Maybe he got off on small-dick humiliation, especially in public...... Yours, benji

juliaoceania -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/20/2006 7:34:43 PM)
Then you would think being dickless would be even more humiliating? Just a thought

LadyEllen -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/21/2006 3:22:16 AM)
You boys make me laugh. 4 inches is actually pretty good at rest, and you know it! Gotta go out now to get a new bumper/fender. I backed my car into a wall, 'cause I was told it was 12 inches away.......... E

Kedicat -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/21/2006 4:08:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Amaros quote: First penis transplant reversed after two weeks Ten days after the operation, which had been approved by the hospital's medical ethical committee, the recipient had been able to urinate. There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored. "The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife's psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis" Hu added. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060919/od_nm/penis_transplant1_dc;_ylt=ArV0yWPEjz.4YQJF7S9m5qQZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy Uh, why get a penis transplant and then pick a 4 inch penis? They've never seen Young Frankenstein I guess. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He vould have an enormous Shwanstooker! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: That goes without saying. Inga: Voof! Igor: He's going to be very popular. Heeeheeeeeee Longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored. Didn't they say it was 4 inches? Longer observation indeed :)

Kedicat -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/21/2006 4:11:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen You boys make me laugh. 4 inches is actually pretty good at rest, and you know it! Gotta go out now to get a new bumper/fender. I backed my car into a wall, 'cause I was told it was 12 inches away.......... E Now that is a poser... When shopping for a transplant, are the dimensions flacid? Is the item inflated at standard blood pressure of erection? What about girth? There needs to be federal standards here. Buyer beware.

Kedicat -> RE: Stupid Stuff Department (9/21/2006 4:12:27 AM)
Was it transplanted from a premature ejaculator? Maybe full sensation recovery would be a bad thing.

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