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RE: household objects - 7/1/2004 12:16:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: Thanatosian

I know, I know --- I have a penis, therefore it is all my fault

Is it we have penises. or they have us?

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RE: household objects - 7/1/2004 1:10:21 PM

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Is it we have penises. or they have us?

only if we let them do the thinking for us, as too many men do

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RE: A cautionary note about the Extractor... - 7/1/2004 1:18:01 PM

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Plain yogurt is probably the fastest thing to clear up yeast infections.

OK dumb question--do you mean eating yogurt or rubbing it in?

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RE: A cautionary note about the Extractor... - 7/1/2004 1:19:09 PM

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Women's faults are many.
Men have but two.
Everything they say
and everything they do.

Clear as mud?

Clear as a bell to me

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RE: household objects - 7/2/2004 8:56:07 PM

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Ah and let us not forget the nice chrome plated, metal clothes hangers with the rubber coated clamps, used for hanging slacks. Yummy.
amaleslave, dee.

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RE: household objects - 7/26/2004 7:45:34 PM

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Well i have always had an interested in the wooden pony but never experienced it. So i sort of made my own using of all things a stick ball bat, whoooooooo hooooo!not the same pointy end but had a good orgasm on it lol.

The other things people have mentioned so i will not repeat them but i seem to like the burning sensation quite a bit.

Roe

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RE: household objects - 7/27/2004 5:02:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: ShadeDiva
Cucumbers you have a shot at shitting out. Due to the vacuum and the way the bottle is shaped you have virtually NO chance at getting it out without the aid of the ER, and this can often times mean surgery.

Shared a house with a woman who used to be a nurse, and they had a guy come in who'd explored anal delights with a cucumber. Of course, he waited 3 days before the stomach pains got too much.

Three days. A cucumber, being attacked by intestinal lovelies.

They had to repaint (after serious scrubbing) the operating theater afterwards to get rid of the stench.

Just thought I'd share :)

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RE: household objects - 7/27/2004 5:15:13 AM

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Even better are the hot tub jets that are on a hose....you can put them where they will do the most good!

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RE: household objects - 7/27/2004 6:46:26 AM

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Well hot tub is awesome expecially since mine has these amazing foot jets when turned on the flow reaches above the water level i had a party and 2 of the women had so many orgasms they lost count, and no hose! all they had to do was keep themsleves in position over it! They heard the moans down the block!

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RE: household objects - 7/27/2004 4:54:46 PM

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a brand new never been used for its intended purpose toilet plunger (the smaller type - like 3 or 4 inch diameter not the larger 6-7 inch one) for breast suction/cupping

Im not sure I could swagger Dominantly around the Lair De Sade, submissive on a leash, wearing my kilt and holding a toilet plunger in my hand while keeping a straight face.

But that is just me, and I am probably wrong.

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RE: household objects - 7/27/2004 4:57:14 PM

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They might think you are a kinky plumber.

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RE: household objects - 7/28/2004 10:46:31 AM

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hing wrong with that...or other kinky 'pervertables'!

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RE: household objects - 7/28/2004 10:48:12 AM

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lol...sorry..that should say: There's nothing wrong with that, or with other kinky 'pervertables'!

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 9:58:23 AM

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I am fairly certain that what the nurse was referring to is called the "Vasovagal" response. When the sphincter (or asshole) is stimulated, it produces what is called the vasovagal response... decreased heart rate, and in some instances, decreased blood pressure. It's not the stimulation that causes the heart attack, but the drop in heart rate and blood pressure which causes lack of oxygen which causes ischemia (lack of oxygen to the myocardium).

For those of us old enough to remember how Elvis died... this was how he died. Bearing down on the toilet can cause this in people with weak hearts or conditions that predispose them to it.

I've had post-open heart surgery patients "vagal" on me after going to the bathroom that first time. Pretty scary to watch that heart rate drop... but when they're monitored in the a controlled environment, it's easy to care for them... at home with kinky play pals might be risky for those with heart conditions.

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 10:08:48 AM

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So there you go ladies, if a man that you meet offhandedly asks "So, any history of trouble with your heart?" you know what he's got on his mind.

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 12:19:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: MsDawnbbwdomme

I am not a health care professional but a friend of mine who is a Domme and a NURSE told me NOT to insert ice into the rectum as it could cause a heart attack. I have no idea if this is true but she swears it is. MsDawn

She is correct that it is possible. Extreme vagus stimulation can lead to several different CV problems. However, the risk for most is quite small. If you have a history of heart problems, are obese, have hypertension, have frequent orthostatic hypotension, are over 50, or have a very sedentary lifestyle, then you might want to skip that particular activity.

Incidentally, enemas and anal sex can also trigger the same problems. It's just a matter of degree.

A few years back an NFL football player died as a result of a cold shower after a hot practice and there were a lot of warnings about not taking a cold shower after a workout even though this is a very common practice and most people never have a problem.

Ya pays ya money and ya takes ya chances.

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 12:34:21 PM

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For oral use, try the new Listerine wafers.

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 12:48:51 PM

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Gotta post on the bottle thing.

Never stick an open bottle in an anus or vagina! If you want to use a bottle for insertion, be certain it it firmly capped. The alternative mentioned of drilling a hole in the bottom might also be acceptable.

If you put an open bottle in a vagina and move it about and cotractions and such happen (use your imagination), then serious suction can be ceated within the bottle and internal bits (including the head of the cervix!) can get sucked in. This is not just a matter of getting stuck or getting a "hickie on the inside", it can cause serious damage. (Mostly as a result of vascular damage). Serious permanent damage and even death is possible from hemorage. Those that have read my other posts regarding health and safety will note that I'm not the "chicken little" type.

I missed some of the other responses about ice in the ass before I replied. The vasovagal description is good. The risk is real but small for most people.

On yet another part of this thread: "Natural" seems to imply "safe" to many people. This has no basis in reality. The examples of venom and arsenic are good ones.

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RE: household objects - 8/12/2004 3:24:18 PM

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She heard and tried yogurt (plain no sugar) which is slightly acidic and problem was gone in a few days.

The other aspect of yogurt is it has an active bacterial culture which will overtake and wipe out a yeast culture since the body doesnt really mind bacteria there the way it does yeast, and bacteria grows a lot faster.

So use unpasteurized yogurt with active cultures.

The things one learns brewing beer.

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Super Wortenburg Wheel! - 10/9/2004 2:22:39 AM

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If you like Wortenburg Wheels, you may be interested in a 'Perforating Tool' used by model airplane hobbiests. $14 and sure to get a submissive's complete attention.

This one is from Tower Hobbies.

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