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txparanoid -> Signs you're dating a non-sequitur dom. (1/14/2005 11:21:53 PM)
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"I get to listen to the Beatles during this scene. You get the headphones playing Britney Spears."
"There... Now, let me get the brain-scanner."
"Say, while I've got you in a position where you can't run away screaming, I meant to ask you: Would you be interested in joining my D&D group?"
"You look so hot like that, I'm just going to bust out into interperetive dance."
(During public play:) "Okay, for this scene s/he can only speak through the ballgag, and I can only speak in questions. S/he'll be playing the waiter at the resteraunt where I'm dining. Now, I need from the audience an unusual job."
"Be right back (come back dressed as a Klingon.)"
"Now... this is really important for this next part: do you consider yourself more of a Kantian Impertivist or a Mill Utilitarian?"
"Hold on a minute. I'm going to try something I saw on 'I Love Lucy' once." (actually-- this one is giving me ideas involving conveyor belts, little balls of soft-serve ice cream, a hair-trigger weight sensitive plate, and a spanking machine.)
(feel free to add)
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