LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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Hi My name is Ellen. Or at least my name would be Ellen, if "I" had any real, independent existence. As it is though, science tells me "I" am nothing more than an oddly shaped cluster of quintillians of quintillians of atoms, whose interactions with one another are kept unto themselves through a barrier of billions of billions of other atoms, ("my skin") which separates "my" atoms from the countless atoms outside. Except that is, when "I" need some extra atoms to keep the whole thing going. When that occurs, the atoms at "my mouth" permit new atoms to enter "me". Oh, and of course, "I" also let in some of the mixture of atoms in the air every few seconds, which "I" need to keep all those reactions going. Whats really curious, is that somewhere near the top of "me", there are these really bizarre reactions occurring, that make "me" think, which of course as everyone knows, is impossible! Even more strangely, these reactions making "me" think, seem to cause "me" to think that "I" exist! Atoms and electrical charges cant think, or cause self awareness, surely? Yet, apparently thats whats happening. All very odd. Indeed, "I" am writing this, and "you" are reading it! Now how inexplicable is that!? Its a good job science tells "me" I dont exist really. Otherwise "I" might get to thinking that it might be a good idea to be in a truly bizarre state called happiness, or to start down a line of thought which said that if "I" am convinced "I" exist, then it would be better if "I" could think more clearly. And further, that if "I" exist, and all these other similar collections of atoms and reactions also exist (people, I thinking of calling them), then it might be better if "we" got on together - you know, cooperated so that "we" could all be happy and think better, and maybe most importantly, work together so that "we" all, as far as possible, get the new atoms we need to keep our atomic reactions going. But thinking a bit more about it, this science stuff that tells "me" that "I" am just a pile of atoms, it kinda makes no sense..... if "I" dont exist, and the people called scientists dont exist either, then how is it that "they" can tell me anything or "I" can understand it and act on it? Still, "I" do understand it, and "I" am going to act on it. There's a few other collections of atoms down the road whose molecular configuration and reactions displease "me", so "I" am going out to destroy "them". Its only atoms after all. "I" wonder if "they" have any good atoms I could take? Anything goes in the struggle for atoms "you" know. E
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