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akisha -> "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 1:37:16 PM)
CHINESE SICK LEAVE "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!"

LotusSong -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 1:54:51 PM)
Good one!!!

MASTERRocker -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 4:16:16 PM)
ahhh..... but why leave...?

michaelGA2 -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 4:18:34 PM)
OMG...LOL

cuddleheart50 -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 4:26:53 PM)
[:D]

Saratov -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/26/2006 4:32:35 PM)
Why couldn't I have had a boss like that? [8\|]

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:06:00 AM)
So the boss goes crazy and calls his wife and demands to know what the hell she thinks she's playing at. "I'm sorry dear" she says, "I thought he was Sum Yun Gi" "What d'ya mean?" he asks "Well" she says, "I thought you'd sent him 'cause you're such a considerate husband" "Huh?" "The other day - you asked whether now you're getting older, if I wouldnt prefer Sum Yun Gi" E

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:07:14 AM)
And the great thing about Chinese men? You can have one at 6pm and youre ready for another at 7pm E

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:08:32 AM)
And you dont need to break up with a Chinese man. When you get tired of them, they wok E

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:10:17 AM)
But theyre not all perfect. I had one with a definite problem; Huan Hung Lo E

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:14:39 AM)
A westerner goes into the tourist office in Beijing. The official behind the desk asks "you been Nanking"? "Yes" says the tourist, "How did you know?" "Smile on face" E

LadyEllen -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:16:32 AM)
I'm gonna stop now So sorry E

RubberWitch -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 9:16:54 AM)
Best thing about screwing a chinese boy is if he walks in on you playing with his friend, you can always say "Sorry, I thought it was you" I asked one young chinese boy for a 69. he came round that evening with blackbean beef and a bag of prawn crackers J (Who is SOOO going to get hit by C when she reads this)

Saratov -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 4:32:00 PM)
Would that same thing apply to playing with a chinese girl? [;)]

diamonddreamlove -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 5:10:40 PM)
LOL some things are definitely better said!

akisha -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/27/2006 8:22:58 PM)
OMG some of the responses were funnier then my OP lol thank you all for making my tummy hurt and my face ache.

RubberWitch -> RE: "I no come work today" (9/28/2006 12:09:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Would that same thing apply to playing with a chinese girl? [;)] Only if you flip her over (And yes, I did get slapped by C for posting those) It's rubbish day, and as the dustman are doing their rounds, one sees a little chinese chap leaving the house. he asks him.. "Where's ya bin?" "I bin havin wee" "no, Where...is...ya...bin?" "I has bin havin wee" "No mate, Where's ya wheelie bin?" "OK, I bin havin a wank" J

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