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beenwhipped -> first trip to the whorehouse (9/26/2006 6:46:25 PM)
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A father asked his son if he was a virgin, he said yes. "what you need to do is go out and pick a big fat duck out of that field, take it down to the the house on the corner and tell her that I sent you. She will take care of you." so he does as his father tells him. after the sex the woman says. " that was awesome, if you do that again you can keep the duck. so he has sex with her again.
he leaves and heads home with the duck tucked under his arm when a truck passes by and scares the duck, it leaps from the boys arm and right under the back tire. the driver stops and tells the boy how bad he feels and gives him $10 for the duck.
when the boy arrives home is father asked how it went. "good, i got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 10 bucks for a fucked up duck."
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