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Reality, sort of - 1/16/2005 8:19:22 AM   
AndyAndreorio


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A letter to tech support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child procesing that took up alot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during systen installation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Nite 10.3, Drunken Warriors Nite 2.5, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the systen whenever selected.
I can't seem tp keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run My favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. PLEASE HELP!!! Thanks.
signed,
A Troubled User.

Answer::
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is mearly an Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delet, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not alow this. some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Maintenance/Child Support".
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0. I suggest installing the background application program "Yes_Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding "General Partnership Faults (GPF's)".
You msut assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur regardless of their cause.
You will also find that GPF's tend to be somewhat cyclical, occurring approximately 28 days apart. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:YES_DEAR because ultimately you will have to use the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to require very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean_and_Sweep 3.0, Cook_It 1.5(which replaces Burn_It 1.0) and Do_Bills 4.2. You must however be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag_Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.
Best of Luck.
Tech Support
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