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TP and geometry


Fold Female
  33% (15)
Crumple Female
  33% (15)
Fold Male
  17% (8)
Crumple Male
  4% (2)
Uncomputable Female
  11% (5)
Uncomputable Male
  0% (0)


Total Votes : 45
(last vote on : 11/9/2006 6:40:10 AM)
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RE: TP and geometry - 11/7/2006 4:45:40 PM   
RosaB


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Status: offline 		I have to admit, I am pretty anal, no pun intended, when it comes to my bum, so I'm like Seawolf, I us the combo method. 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Seawolf3465

I have actually had this conversation with others.  No offense to the boys here, however my sister and I have directly linked those with skidmarks in their undies to guys that fold.  It seems that in order to get the best effect a combination of the crinkle and fold will get in all the right places.  Those that use only the fold method have a much higher rate of undie mortality rate than users of the crinkle version.  Users who applied a combination of the crinkle/fold method have proven a much higher life expectancy rate of undies than other users.  I certainly hope this helps everyone who participated.  We do not currently have data to reflect those with personal maids who take care of that task at hand.  Hopefully we will soon get to the bottom of things. 

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 8:54:20 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Now I am really gonna put another twist in yer undies. My ex got me started on this one when she came to visit one of the last times. These lovely little moist towelette things (kinda like babywipes) made especially to keep your bum clean and fresh all day. They are actually really nice when you have done the daily double right after a shower. Which used to just really make me mad. 

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 9:31:03 AM   
Mikal


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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 11:14:39 AM   
LaTigresse


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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 11:34:36 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Looks to me like ol' SeaWolfs political analyisis ise starting to change public opinion towards the crumplers...........


Hmmmmmmmmmm, maybe there is a readership and a base out there. Although I see there are some fencesitters like Mikal that are not yet convinced.

Ron

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 11:59:22 AM   
Mikal


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quote:

LaTigresse
Ya big chicken!


cluck cluck cluck...

quote:

mnottertail
Although I see there are some fencesitters like Mikal that are not yet convinced.


Fencesitter? MOI???? Never... facesitter perhaps... but, given the topic of this thread...  (imo)... so, perhaps not.
 
As for convincing... convinced of what? So long as you wipe, it's good. Mind you, I'm not dating, and I certainly don't look at peoples undies to see if they left 'gifts'. All I know is my derrier is clean, and staying that way!

edited because the pic was wayyyyyyyyyyy too big...

< Message edited by Mikal -- 11/8/2006 12:05:40 PM >

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:03:53 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Now Mikal, little clucking cutie patootie, a clean tushie is a good thing. In fact I believe that just might be the whole slant on the geometry of the fibrous roll.

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:07:55 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		What about bidets? Does anyone use them? If so, do you find they're better? Sheer curiosity on my part!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:09:53 PM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

What about bidets? Does anyone use them? If so, do you find they're better? Sheer curiosity on my part!


Growing up in small town Iowa I didn't even know what those things were until I was in my 20's. I was apprensive to try one at first but they are refreshing. Warm water is a must however!


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:13:42 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		I now know far more about the colo-rectal area of many of you than I really wanted -- or needed -- to know.

Ah well....as the Motto of Faber College says:  Knowledge is Good.

E.

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:16:28 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Really Emp? lol... so, why don't you share your thought on TP??? Huh? Well??????????

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 12:16:58 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I thought it was:  You don't want to go thru life fat, drunk and stupid, son....
which is immediately what I set my sights on.

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 1:01:32 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Hmmmmmmmmmm, reverse psychcology at its finest eh?

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 1:05:21 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		LOL, perhaps in a larger sense, we are saying that some of this factioning and posturing is fundamentally asswipe by assholes (and tubgirls)...........


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,
Don't shoot me, I am only a comedian.
Ron 

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 1:50:13 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Rule #1, never shoot the comedians. We need more levity.

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 2:49:43 PM   
RosaB


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Status: offline 		Bidets are a nice little touch, but ya still gotta wipe after.  I'd find them a bit more useful if they gave off a much more forceful stream 

Rosa


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

What about bidets? Does anyone use them? If so, do you find they're better? Sheer curiosity on my part!

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 3:19:10 PM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Whoo Weee!!!!!!!!! mud and high heels ain't gonna be the only large change in your life...........

Honey, come wipe!!!

LOL,
Ron



Hang on i thought u were carpetting the entire farm and yard for me and im sure u can spare a farm hand to take care of my toilet needs

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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 5:58:27 PM   
thisishis


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Fold.
Moisten at the faucet (SOL with this step though if it's a public stall).
Crumple.
Swipe front to back.
Toss.
Flush.
Seat down.

TMI?


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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 7:23:26 PM   
mnottertail


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RE: TP and geometry - 11/8/2006 8:59:10 PM   
Emperor1956


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quote:

Really Emp? lol... so, why don't you share your thought on TP??? Huh? Well??????????


TP?  Mikal, don't you read other parts of these Boards?  I don't use TP, apparently.  I use the mortgage deeds of the homes of widows and orphans who I cruelly evict from their hovels while wearing my dress shirts and wingtips.     Hey, if the proles brand Me an elitist, I might as well live like one, eh?

Oh, and I second Tigress' endorsement of those grown-up baby wipes.  A man just can't feel too fresh down there, y'know.

E.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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