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TP and geometry

Fold Female

33% (15)

Crumple Female

33% (15)

Fold Male

17% (8)

Crumple Male

4% (2)

Uncomputable Female

11% (5)

Uncomputable Male

0% (0)

Total Votes : 45

(last vote on : 11/9/2006 6:40:10 AM)
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Aileen68 -> RE: TP and geometry (11/8/2006 9:08:19 PM)
Knowing the intimate toilet habits of you people does not make any of you more appealing in my eyes. Just thought I'd mention that.

Mikal -> RE: TP and geometry (11/8/2006 9:17:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 TP? Mikal, don't you read other parts of these Boards? I don't use TP, apparently. I use the mortgage deeds of the homes of widows and orphans who I cruelly evict from their hovels while wearing my dress shirts and wingtips. [:D] Hey, if the proles brand Me an elitist, I might as well live like one, eh? Oh, and I second Tigress' endorsement of those grown-up baby wipes. A man just can't feel too fresh down there, y'know. E. Thank you for sharing, elitist as you are. [:D] Oh, and I only read interesting boards... [8D]... sorry.

Mikal -> RE: TP and geometry (11/8/2006 9:18:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Knowing the intimate toilet habits of you people does not make any of you more appealing in my eyes. Just thought I'd mention that. Hey, no one is forcing you to read these posts. I'd have thought you'd be happy to know how clean & fresh you cyber buddies are (just in case you do meet in rl). [:)]

LadySeraphina -> RE: TP and geometry (11/8/2006 11:09:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Seawolf3465 I have actually had this conversation with others. No offense to the boys here, however my sister and I have directly linked those with skidmarks in their undies to guys that fold. It seems that in order to get the best effect a combination of the crinkle and fold will get in all the right places. Those that use only the fold method have a much higher rate of undie mortality rate than users of the crinkle version. Users who applied a combination of the crinkle/fold method have proven a much higher life expectancy rate of undies than other users. I certainly hope this helps everyone who participated. We do not currently have data to reflect those with personal maids who take care of that task at hand. Hopefully we will soon get to the bottom of things. [8\|] I must say that following a thorough application of the crumple method, I like a nice moist towelette. It leaves me feeling Springtime Fresh.

RosaB -> RE: TP and geometry (11/9/2006 2:51:07 AM)
Darn, and here I thought this bit of sharing would increase my odds of getting more tongue in cheeks. Rosa quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Knowing the intimate toilet habits of you people does not make any of you more appealing in my eyes. Just thought I'd mention that.

LaTigresse -> RE: TP and geometry (11/9/2006 8:04:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RosaB Darn, and here I thought this bit of sharing would increase my odds of getting more tongue in cheeks. Rosa One would think!!

LadySeraphina -> RE: TP and geometry (11/9/2006 10:50:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RosaB Darn, and here I thought this bit of sharing would increase my odds of getting more tongue in cheeks. Rosa quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Knowing the intimate toilet habits of you people does not make any of you more appealing in my eyes. Just thought I'd mention that. I think it depends on which cheeks - and whether you crumple or fold!

gooddogbenji -> RE: TP and geometry (11/9/2006 10:54:31 AM)
I think everyone will be relieved to know that I don't just shit on the floor. I do it very strategically on the floor. Yours, benji

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