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worse things ,-)) - 10/5/2006 4:02:22 PM

wouldlike2

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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come hom

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RE: worse things ,-)) - 10/5/2006 4:17:23 PM

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LOVED IT!!!!!

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RE: worse things ,-)) - 10/6/2006 6:34:35 AM

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lol...I can see that as somethign my daughter woudl have written as a teenager. She used to claim that if she left at 2am through the front door and left a note, it wasn't sneeking out.

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RE: worse things ,-)) - 10/6/2006 7:11:31 AM

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My dad's co-worker went through something similar on Mother's Day. Oldest daughter came upstairs from the bathroom with something in her hand that mom couldn't see looking like she was crying. Said, "Mom you need to sit down" all the time staying well out of reach. "Mom, I'm pregnant and don't know how the father is." At this point Mom went white then OD spouted out with April Fool's, good thing the dogs got in the way or OD would have died that morning.

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