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Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 7:54:27 PM   
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      Make sure the toilet paper is in the over-the-top position, roll out about 5 squares, insert a small rubber spider and roll it back.  The next user will have the spider come flying out at them.  What is really amazing about this one is how many victims will reload it to keep the prank rolling.

     It is that time of year kids, got anything up your sleeves?
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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:04:08 PM   
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Okay...ummm spiders make me  shreak...i don't think i'd be reloading that trick! 

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:12:48 PM   
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kids around here do the toilet paper thing and they throw eggs on your house and car...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:18:14 PM   
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     There are few occasions when a grinning sadist can loose him/herself upon a non-consenting world and get away with it.  This is one of them.

     If you live in a neighborhood where it won't be vandalized, include a masked, life size dummy in your yard display.  Put it up early and let everybody get used to seeing it.  On halloween night, put yourself in the suit in the same position and don't spring until they are leaving your door.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:23:01 PM   
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good one!

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:24:30 PM   
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I absolutely love Halloween.  It is my favorite holiday, by far.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:30:28 PM   
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      I don't care for egging or any other other form of actual property damage, Cuddles.  If you are having problems with such, pick up a high pressure nozzle for your garden hose and bribe the unmentionable to hide in the shrubs and blast the perpetrators when they come along.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:33:39 PM   
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they always do it about 3 or 4 in the morning when everyone is alseep


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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:39:51 PM   
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I have a very long 800 foot driveway that I decorate with teddy bears stuck to the trees with knives, arrows and hatchetts.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:46:30 PM   
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quote:

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they always do it about 3 or 4 in the morning when everyone is alseep



      That's why you have to bribe him, Cuddles.  It will be cold out in those bushes too.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:48:16 PM   
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quote:

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    There are few occasions when a grinning sadist can loose him/herself upon a non-consenting world and get away with it.  This is one of them.

    If you live in a neighborhood where it won't be vandalized, include a masked, life size dummy in your yard display.  Put it up early and let everybody get used to seeing it.  On halloween night, put yourself in the suit in the same position and don't spring until they are leaving your door.



Had a friend of mine do this about five years ago.  Was a scarecrow that sit in a swing on the front porch.  Holloween night he put on the costume and scared the "you know what" out of a bunch of people that night.  I think the parents standing on the sidewalk waiting on the kids was more scared the the kids most of the time...LOL

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/7/2006 8:48:51 PM   
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Hmm, bribing..I'm good at that...

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/8/2006 10:04:23 AM   
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      For those who live in apartments and have the disposable income, take the body off an R/C car and replace it with a giant fake spider. 4wd works best, and you'll need to make sure the legs can't get tangled in the running gear.

      A friend has one of these built on an R/C monster truck frame that carries a 2 foot diameter furry tarantula with red LED eyes.  It is the fourth one he has built and the whole kit ran about $1500.  When he brings that thing out of the 'fog' in his landscaping.... 

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/8/2006 5:12:06 PM   
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Did you know that if you put a climbing harness on under your clothes and use a thin black climbing rope, you can't see it in the dark?  Hang from climbing harness on black rope from a large tree.  Place light colored easily visible noose around your neck and put it over the same branch you are using for your climbing gear.  For safety, do not tie.  The "hanged man" can tell bad jokes, tell the story of his death, pelt kids/parents with candy, or just move unexpectedly depending on the ages involved.  It is great fun.



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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/8/2006 7:07:22 PM   
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     Ooohhh, I like that one.  My concern would be all the trick-or-treaters who carry plastic swords, scythes, pitchforks, etc.  Couldn't you wind up as a human pinata if they figured out you can't get down without assistance?

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/8/2006 10:09:37 PM   
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quote:

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    Ooohhh, I like that one.  My concern would be all the trick-or-treaters who carry plastic swords, scythes, pitchforks, etc.  Couldn't you wind up as a human pinata if they figured out you can't get down without assistance?


So far, no one has seriously tried to make me a pinata but then, I hang myself pretty high, my feet about 8 feet off of the ground, and the only time some advanced with a plastic pitchfork, I pulled the quick release on my climbing harness knot and scared the little monster fairly badly.  Sprained my ankel in the jump (I'm not as young as I used to be...) and had a little trouble getting back up but it was well worth it to see the look on his face. 


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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/9/2006 1:50:34 AM   
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Thinking about it, hanging there like that you probably would have a damn hard time getting out without help. Now it's starting to sound like fun.

So if you are hanging there a bit too long and the kids are pelting you with objects that they cannot eat, what do you do ? Start swinging until you can get a hand on a branch or what ? Yes, don't tie the noose or when you get free you might REALLY get free.

Now that I think of it, they used to tie a person's hands behind their back when hanging them, now that should be an interesting challenge. Wonder what the kids would say.

Another fun thing might be to go out in full pony gear, and just have a feedbag in which to put the candy, and be led around by someone by the reins.

This hanging thing is intriguing though, OK, a body hanging there, nobody will think much of it, until it moves !

I could see it now "That's what happens when you piss me off, and this biotch just won't die".

I know some people who are REALLY REALLY into Halloween, got to find out if they got a tree in the front yard. I mean these people have a band and they go play in a cemetary sometimes. Sometimes they go all out, not a haunted house, it is a haunted street ! Buncha nuts I tellya. Wouldn't tradem for the world.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/9/2006 7:32:42 AM   
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quote:

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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

   Ooohhh, I like that one.  My concern would be all the trick-or-treaters who carry plastic swords, scythes, pitchforks, etc.  Couldn't you wind up as a human pinata if they figured out you can't get down without assistance?


So far, no one has seriously tried to make me a pinata but then, I hang myself pretty high, my feet about 8 feet off of the ground, and the only time some advanced with a plastic pitchfork, I pulled the quick release on my climbing harness knot and scared the little monster fairly badly.  Sprained my ankel in the jump (I'm not as young as I used to be...) and had a little trouble getting back up but it was well worth it to see the look on his face. 



Maybe rig the rope so that the quick release just drops you to within a couple feet of the ground instead of all the way?  Or so that you reach the ground but are supported by the rope? (let the tree be your belay)

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/20/2006 6:58:05 AM   
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That's a good one, but My favorite involves the pranksters best friend, fireworks! In this instance the handy dandy little all purpose noise-makers known as snap-n-pops.
All toilet seats have little "bumpers" on them to keep the seat off the actual lip of the bowl, well, depending on the seat in question, about 5-6 snap-n-pops can be lined up under each bumper (most seats have 2, a few have 3 or 4, those are really fun) very, VERY carefully lower the seat down on the snap-n-pops after you've lined them up. The next person to sit down will have the seat "explode" under them (this is harmless folks, really. you can safely set off snap-n-pops by squeezing them between your fingers, they just make noise)
as an added bonus, the victims tush will be (gently) pelted by gravel from the exploding snap-n-pops. This is also a very effective laxative.

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RE: Halloween Pranks - 10/20/2006 10:41:01 AM   
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bad bad bad----must resist temptation to try that one

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