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Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - 10/10/2006 4:56:19 PM

LotusSong

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Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked 10. No one will steal your chair after you sit in it. 9. "Bad Hair Day" takes on a whole new meaning. 8. Being nude diverts attention from the fact that you are also drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens once they see where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it is like the dream. 5. Those creepy guys in marketing won't be looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. It is an inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources. 2. You can take advantage of "computer monitor radiation" to work on your tan. 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your ass in here by 8:00 in the morning."

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RE: Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - 10/10/2006 7:15:41 PM

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12. You won't have to go out for coffee or lunch for the office anymore.

11. You will be the only one in the office comfortable when the a/c goes out in the middle of augest

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RE: Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - 10/10/2006 10:16:45 PM

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LMAO....these were GREAT! i had to share them with some other friends.

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RE: Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - 10/13/2006 9:24:15 AM

JerseyKrissi72

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13. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!"

12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.

10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

8. You want to see if it's like the dream.

7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.

5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.

3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping
Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance.

2. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.

1. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town

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