MadameDahlia
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A woman brings a Parrot home from the pet store and names it Fred. One afternoon the bird begins to talk and says,
"F--k You, F--k You."
The lady is shocked and calmly tells the bird that it is not nice to swear. She further warns that if he persist she will have to take more drastic action. Several days go by and the bird continues to curse her.
One afternoon when the lady has company, Fred begins his usual stuff and the lady loses her temper and throws him in the freezer. Several hours pass before the lady remembers what she had done. She quickly takes him out and puts him down on the table.
Fred is just shivering and almost Frozen solid. After warming up a while the lady asked Fred, "Have you learned your lesson?"
Fred shivers and says, "Yes, but just one question. What in the hell did that turkey in there say?"
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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing
"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
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