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iwillserveu -> For LadyBeckett (4/26/2004 11:23:54 AM)
Not Punishment[:)] This is Petrarchan, but I’m not so crude To speak only of her hair, derriere, and feet* (I’d tell you of her immense beauty’s treat For my eyes, but I don’t want to be lewd.) Besides I have not seen her glorious nude Body. It couldn’t wow me more than how she’ll meet Things that would make manly me cry in defeat with a playful giggle. I love her attitude. About the problem I won’t get specific Lest I look like I trawl for sympathy (Sympathy is cool if it gets you a BJ Otherwise sympathy is not terrific.) How someone in that situation can be happy Makes me sad I didn’t know her yesterday. * M'Lady's ankles [:)]

LadyBeckett -> RE: For LadyBeckett (4/26/2004 11:48:55 AM)
quavering in the light catching the eye of a reader across the room perhaps a small lamp on the table lumines reflecting glitter oh the pockets empty nothing to offer save kind words or a sincere sigh how helpless are we to catch a tear How sweet you are, your sincerity touched and felt...

iwillserveu -> RE: For LadyBeckett (4/26/2004 4:09:34 PM)
Is it ungracious to say thank you? [:)] When have I ever cared about being gracious? [:)] Seriously knowing it touched you makes me happy and my stsaying up late worth it. Now before I get sappy I better use an emoticon or two (or three).[:D][:)][;)] Oh, usually the word "Seriously" if part of the set up for another joke. On another note how would you free versers like to trade quips with a rhyme and form guy in the off topic board? I'd start it already, but i don't want to accidentally upset anyone. (Purposely upseting them is so much more fun.[:D])

MistressDREAD -> RE: For LadyBeckett (4/28/2004 1:55:52 PM)
[8\|]Gawdddddd aint dat da truth!![:-]

iwillserveu -> Broken Sonnet (5/3/2004 12:42:03 PM)
I noticed my wallet was gone. And i thought of You. My driver’s license was in there I called to get a new one And i thought of You. My credit car I shall not share With a #$&%ing, pick-pocketing knave. I cancelled the credit card And i thought of You. This situation is most grave I’ll again check in the yard After i think of You. In it I don’t keep all my cash Then I recall my card is draws from my bank account Then my mind turns to You. Oy Vey! Bouncing checks and other pains in the ass! The more I focus the more the troubles mount. And i think of You While staring at an E.E.G. i hope You think of me.

iwillserveu -> Good Knight, M'Lady (5/3/2004 1:03:29 PM)
Lancelot was Gwenivere’s noble slave Tristam was similarly held by Isolde So i’m held by M’Lady. (About which i rave!) Like Tristam i’ll gladly do as i’m told. Better metaphor would be Don Quiote Who for his Dulcinea would suffer much Without hope he’d gladly fight the unbeatable foe-ty (i can’t even write You a sonnet with such obvious rhymes like “don’t he.” i guess i’ll have to be pure and chaste from afar for unless with her good smile M’Lady will bless this despite how the bogus rhyme does this mar. Only then could i feel like a questing knight Carrying his beloved’s scarf to his fight)

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