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mnottertail -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:15:04 AM)
I believe that is Englishe as she is goodlye spokene according to Chaucer, yes.... Ron

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:18:03 AM)
Huh?

mnottertail -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:19:47 AM)
That is what Goeffrey Chaucer called it in his day. The overwhelming principle you need to fix in your mind was that I said, yes......you are the crumpet that I had in mind. Ron

RazorJAK -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:20:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Then what could possibly be grander? Ron Afternoon tea with the Queen???????? "God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off..." I love me my Eddie Izzard.

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:24:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail That is what Goeffrey Chaucer called it in his day. The overwhelming principle you need to fix in your mind was that I said, yes......you are the crumpet that I had in mind. Ron U have to be gentle with my intellect mr otter lol. Dont ya kno im trying to keep up with intellectual thought in my off topic serial killer thread and for u to throw intellect in here as well !!! Just overloads my brain ya know lol [:D]

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:25:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Then what could possibly be grander? Ron Afternoon tea with the Queen???????? "God attack the Queen, send big DOMS after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off..." I love me my Eddie Izzard. Hee hee thats better and i am now officially the queen - so bring it on.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:41:05 AM)
As long as you're a "crumpet" and not a "strumpet". grin

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:46:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 As long as you're a "crumpet" and not a "strumpet". grin I've heard strumpet but not sure what it means lol Where the hell is my dictionary? [:D] Oh and yay im crumpet [:)]

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:50:16 AM)
strumpet noun {C} 1 OLD USE a female prostitute deffo not me - ive always been free [:D] 2 VERY INFORMAL DISAPPROVING a woman who dresses in a very sexy way and whose behaviour is considered sexually immoral damn - that wud be me lol crumpet (WOMAN) noun {U} UK SLANG one or more people, usually women, who are sexually attractive: - a nice bit of crumpet A matter of opinion i guess but mr otter thinks i am so it must be true lol

mnottertail -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:57:15 AM)
I am a Dom which would make my word law, would it not? See that it is so!!!! Selah! Ron the Masterful

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:01:08 AM)
Erm no it would not lol. There again maybe it would and im just looking for the wrath of mr otter the masterful !![:D]

michaelGA2 -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:03:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Right not going to beat around the bush here. A very good friend of mine and myself need cheering up so we want date offers, sexual offers, proposals of marriage etc and we want them right now. Can't tell you who the friend is unless she decides to come out of the closet (metaphorically speaking lol). grins i've been thinking of going nack into the closet...safer there. LOL

TreSwank -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:12:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Right not going to beat around the bush here. A very good friend of mine and myself need cheering up so we want date offers, sexual offers, proposals of marriage etc and we want them right now. Can't tell you who the friend is unless she decides to come out of the closet (metaphorically speaking lol). grins I want to strike your bottom repeatedly with a flat-surfaced wooden object, and then perform unreasonably long analingus on your derriere. If you cried, or gave some external indication of discomfort, it might very well cause further movement and changes in texture as pertains to my genital region. Oh my God..........what if, like, I really tried to talk girls into bed like that!!!! Talk about a shitty approach!!!! Ya know - I really ought to, just to provide momentary amusement for my friends. Christ............is it really worth a black eye??

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:15:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Right not going to beat around the bush here. A very good friend of mine and myself need cheering up so we want date offers, sexual offers, proposals of marriage etc and we want them right now. Can't tell you who the friend is unless she decides to come out of the closet (metaphorically speaking lol). grins I want to strike your bottom repeatedly with a flat-surfaced wooden object, and then perform unreasonably long analingus on your derriere. If you cried, or gave some external indication of discomfort, it might very well cause further movement and changes in texture as pertains to my genital region. Oh my God..........what if, like, I really tried to talk girls into bed like that!!!! Talk about a shitty approach!!!! Ya know - I really ought to, just to provide momentary amusement for my friends. Then you may have more success with them!! You certainly floated my boat then lolololol

TreSwank -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:17:10 AM)
As if my rugged masculinity (crosses fingers behind back) and soul patch weren't enough. If you weren't already "preoccupied", you'd SOOOO dig me.

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 10:31:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank As if my rugged masculinity (crosses fingers behind back) and soul patch weren't enough. If you weren't already "preoccupied", you'd SOOOO dig me. Rugged masculinity - are you kidding me? i've seen more rugged mole hills. Soul patch - wtf???????????? Maybe i do dig despite preoccupation !! [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 12:18:15 PM)
Flirt your english ass off, tart...........do what you can afford to do, just remember; it all gets really real, once I have hands on you.. So kiss the boys and make them cry all you want............ LOL, Ron

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 1:08:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Flirt your english ass off, tart........... I am do what you can afford to do, If i start to charge for my flirtation i cud afford .....well the possibilities are endless. just remember; it all gets really real, once I have hands on you. Promises promises. So kiss the boys and make them cry all you want............ I dont think ive made the boys cry .........yet. LOL, Ron

RazorJAK -> RE: Give us it!! (10/30/2006 9:07:31 PM)
Oh, I think you mave have taken TreSwank to the brink of tears.

missturbation -> RE: Give us it!! (10/31/2006 1:12:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK Oh, I think you mave have taken TreSwank to the brink of tears. Moi ? Never. As you're pretty, so be wise ... Wolves may lurk in every guise. Now as then, 'tis simple truth ... Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth. Hope ur not describing me lol.

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