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Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 7:25:39 AM

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                                  http://www.wattstax.com/press_images/press_jpg_full/IsaacHayes_Triumphant.gif

       Isaac Hayes is a man to whom the vicissitudes of love have imparted fine-rewards; a fellow whose tropic-climed libido could nourish any hot-blooded young thing into the throes of "le petit mort "; a funk-driven black sensualist whose mojo could punk your bitch-ass out in federal prison. Furthermore, the legendary soul brutha can get away with fashion statements that would make anyone else look like a meretricious S.O.B. Let's face it..............if I left the apartment wearing a gold, chain-mail top, with a pair of "True Stories of the Highway Patrol/ C.H.I.P.S" shades, I doubt that public opinion would necessarily sway in my favor.

     Who else do you know, that could qualify for the "Pimp of the Century" award?       (Self nominations are null and void)

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 8:43:04 AM

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And how could I not nominate this guy?

Yeah.........it's a personal taste thing.

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 9:51:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

And how could I not nominate this guy?

Yeah.........it's a personal taste thing.

Liberace?

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 9:56:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

And how could I not nominate this guy?

Yeah.........it's a personal taste thing.

Liberace?

*bursts out laughing*

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 10:22:20 AM

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Isaac Hayes lost all "pimp" points when he proved he was nothing more than another bitch getting buggered by the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard.

After the cowardly way he left South Park, everything he says is like a turd falling into my cocktail.

I'd have respected him if he admitted he left because of how they were trashing Scientology. But that bullshit about leaving because of the "religious intolerence" was beyond cowardly. It was fine when they ripped into every other superstitious cra ... errr ... religion. But when they touched the sacred cow of Scientology, suddenly the religious intolerence was too much.

He's nothing more than a Hubbardian whore in the Scientology gangbang.

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 10:28:24 AM

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Rick Flair got into the wrestling business because he was Mad Dog Vachon's paperboy.......

I heard it from Mad Dog Hisself.

Ron

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 4:54:41 PM

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Ric Flair was also an orphan....................an orphan that would grow up to become a wrestling demigod in rhinestone-covered robes and feathered boas. Hey, I couldn't wear a feathered boa in any public venture, without dodging the occasional crushed beer can. .

Ric "Nature Boy" Flair also holds the coveted title of "Only Man Who Could Sport Bleached Hair and Rhinestones in the 70's without Being Called Gay by Rednecks and Bikers"

Oftentimes I catch myself using an occasional "Flair-ism" in everyday speech, such as "stylin' and profilin' " and "free-wheelin', dirty dealin'." Flair's contributions to the American lexicon are too numerous to take lightly........................Whewwwww!

In the small town of El Pesco, Mexico, stands a small statue of St. Anthony, whose remarkable healing powers and resemblance to Ric Flair have earned it the sobriquet, "Chico de Naturaleza".

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RE: Isaac Hayes ......True Pimp Award - 10/29/2006 5:38:43 PM

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Makes a feller goddamn proud to be an american..........sorry can't stay on I am siezing up with emotion here......

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