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LadyEllen -> RE: Clearing the air... (10/31/2006 10:02:38 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
And on a related note, I ran a fork lift on a cruise ship chartered by a Gay group last weekend.
The first time I have ever seen a cruise ship fill up with 0 female passengers.
I was chatting with one of the passengers, and he said "How can this not be the best cruise ever, 2700 gay guys on a boat for 7 days?"
I was happy for him.
Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.
Sinergy
Stupid joke told me by my Czech friend; WARNING contains religious and homophobic content!
There's this prominent church goer in a homophobic church - he's there, and enthusiastic, and follows and supports all the anti-gay rhetoric the church pours forth. Except, he's gay. So, he runs two lives - one as the staunch church goer and one as an out of town gay cruiser.
Anyway, he's out of town one day, walking down the street with a guy on his arm, exchanging kisses. He's feeling safe, but then around the corner comes his minister! He ducks into a shop and pleads to his God "please God, dont let me be seen!" He's startled when he hears his God reply "OK, I will make you invisible, but you know your church frowns on homosexuality, so you deserve judgement". "OK" says the guy, "anything but let this get out!". "Very well" says his God, "I will postpone your judgement". "Thank you God" says the guy. "your judgement is, that seven years from now, you will drown to death", says his God. "Thank you" enthuses the guy.
Anyway, seven years go by. The guy continues his out of town cruising, never gets seen and has a great time. He doesnt forget what God said though, and he stays away from rivers, canals, swimming pools and the beach, just in case.
One day, after the seven years have passed, his latest boyfriend phones him up. He's won two tickets for an all gay cruise in the Caribbean, and wants to know if our guy will come? Our guy thinks hard "well, seven years are up" he thinks, "I guess God has forgotten" So he agrees and a week or so later, the two of them are there on the ship, sailing over the Caribbean and having a great time.
Suddenly though, the ship gives a lurch and starts sinking. Every man on board falls to his knees and pleads with his God to let him live. Just then, God appears in the sky, "let you live?" he says, "let you live? Do you know how much trouble it was to get all you fags on one boat!?"
Apologies.
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