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Coma - 10/31/2006 5:01:33 PM

windchymes

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A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".

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RE: Coma - 10/31/2006 5:47:41 PM

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Oh that's so wrong, LOL!!

I bet the husband was the dominant of the relationship. LOL!

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RE: Coma - 10/31/2006 5:49:42 PM

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At least no one can say he had a small cock....

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RE: Coma - 10/31/2006 5:52:15 PM

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At least she went out doing something fun.

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RE: Coma - 10/31/2006 5:56:44 PM

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wow... all i can say

*giggles but wonders is bad i mean she died.... *giggles anyway

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RE: Coma - 11/1/2006 5:54:47 AM

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