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TreSwank -> CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 7:26:32 AM)

Guitarist seeks CT misanthopes/musicians to start a noisy, scatologically-minded rock band with no socially redeeming value and nary a shot at any sort of commercial success.  Songs will be comprised mostly of indecipherable, screamed profanities,  vulgar anecdotes, and idiotic stream of consciousness jibber-jabber.  Lots of power chords, palm-muting, feedback, etc.

Potential bandmates must be willing to get booed of off stage and be hated by other local bands,  Inveterate negativity is a plus!!!  Must also be able to use instruments as weapons if attacked by an audience of angry, white twenty-somethings.



Aileen68 -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 7:59:51 AM)

Will you sing about tits?



Aileen68 -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 8:01:03 AM)

And anal loving?



mnottertail -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 8:09:10 AM)

aint there already a cowboy song called anal loving?

Tex 



Aileen68 -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 8:22:31 AM)

My brain would explode right there and then if a country song ever played on MY radio.



TreSwank -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 9:50:51 AM)

     I've wanted to put my creative and avant garde musical genius to the grindstone for a while now.........and I'm just bored enough with the bar scene to start a new endeavor. 

   I've already penned some "top twenty gold" (the musical equivalent of pig defecation) about the movie "Bloody Harlan", and a short little tune about domestic violence, and was thinking pretty seriously about a cover of After the Fire's "Der Kommissar."



Aileen68 -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/1/2006 1:23:36 PM)

And what would you call your band?



mnottertail -> RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! (11/2/2006 6:22:54 AM)

The psychedelic mophandle!

Gash



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