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You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/1/2006 1:37:13 PM

crouchingcougar

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A friend sent this to me. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.
-If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.
-If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
-If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.
-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.
-If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive. (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.
-If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
-If you surf the net to find your own webmaster, you may be a submissive. If you go to the paint store just for the stir sticks, you may be a submissive.
-If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
-If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
-If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter stating "Thank you for your submission." , you may be a submissive.
-If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
-If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive.
-If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
-If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick out two or three that match some outfits you own, you may be a submissive!
-If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
-If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may well be a submissive.
-If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you may be submissive.
-If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you may be submissive

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/1/2006 3:59:29 PM

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-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means whips are optional, you may be a submissive. Great post, those 4 apply to be as well and I am not sub!! lol

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/1/2006 5:56:59 PM

Saratov

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Yep! But you forgot a sheet material... rubber.

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/1/2006 8:48:08 PM

Termyn8or

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-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you may be submissive

That would be bridle, but thanks to our schools oh well. Your tax dollars at work. I will shutup now.

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/2/2006 6:11:24 AM

MsKatHouston

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I think it is a purposeful misspelling as a play on words since there are many more bridal shows that come into town than bridle. Think of the words being spoken as opposed to written.

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/6/2006 1:20:39 AM

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Hehe, hilarious post! Scary how accurate it is sometimes...=p

i agree with MsKatHouston on the bridal/bridle thingy. You may not want to throw out insults like that in the future, Termyn8or, because your response made you sound like the foolish one.

i wonder if there are people out there who do have bridle fashion shows...=p

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/7/2006 6:23:01 PM

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if you love pressing the button on websites that says 'submit' you may be a submissive :0) (it always makes me smile when i press that button, doubly tonight when i was buying a new heavy flogger).

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/10/2006 4:35:44 PM

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My GOD that list is full of great ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~skipping away merrily, printed list in hand~

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/11/2006 5:45:50 PM

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-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.
lmao...too true so many of them *smiles*

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/17/2006 8:14:34 AM

SunshineinVA

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.....you're threatened with a spanking and you get warm all over thinking about it...

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/17/2006 12:53:12 PM

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Haha, well played.

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RE: You May Be a Submissive if... - 11/17/2006 2:44:41 PM

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<lol> before W/we started our journey into BDSM Master used to threaten to spank me if i was naughty and it drove me mad, thankfully now He does what He says :0)

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