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Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/1/2006 5:06:54 PM

JerseyKrissi72

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Things you want to say at work...but shouldn't

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your whiney-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/1/2006 5:15:11 PM

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39. Kiss my ass!!!

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/1/2006 8:51:57 PM

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I would use about half of those, but I am bad, really bad.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/1/2006 10:42:38 PM

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At one time all of those fit a job I had. We meaning my friends at that job had a similar list with numbers that we used to give as response. My personal favorite was number 105. Kiss my rosy red ass! LOL never thought that one would have so much significance.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/2/2006 11:00:20 AM

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I happen to know from experience that coworkers will give you strange looks if you say "I need to take off a little early today so I can get a first-aid kit for my date tonight."

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/2/2006 11:06:46 AM

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40. I would really like to see things from your point of view...but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/2/2006 11:10:22 AM

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41. I'm gonna go masturbate in the bathroom while my peers are pretending to give a damn about this squad meeting. Is anyone here as apathetic as me? Honestly, I'd rather be at home, watching gross porn and eating frozen pizza in my underwear. You know, this is why I drink so damn much, people. I'm only 22 years old, but I feel like a jaded old curmudgeon, who wants to be freed from financial responsibility and drudgery.

My boss would SOOOOO not dig that.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/2/2006 10:40:37 PM

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remind my why i shouldn't say them?

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/3/2006 8:24:00 AM

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Un em ploy ment....

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/3/2006 10:06:16 AM

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i would need to learn spanish before i said any of that

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/4/2006 10:39:27 AM

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>>>>> Taking notes.

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/4/2006 11:37:02 AM

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Lemme see, # 6 comes out of my mouth about twice a month at this point.

# 27 is on a T-shirt in my closet and a previous employer encouraged me to wear it to work often (and I was his highest producer on the sales floor!)

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/4/2006 11:39:31 AM

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You know, this would be a good place to get some competent management together and start a fuckin' buisness, whadda you think, Mr CEO?

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RE: Things You Want To Say At Work But Shouldn't. - 11/4/2006 1:07:56 PM

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Did i miss the memo that says i give a fuck?

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