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Will you be my friend? - 11/9/2006 7:35:07 PM

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Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendships" that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of my promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused I will use little words 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Remember....... Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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RE: Will you be my friend? - 11/9/2006 8:47:44 PM

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toss a blowjob in there, ever now and then, and you and me are inseperable.

Ron

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RE: Will you be my friend? - 11/9/2006 9:25:11 PM

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LOL Ron

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: Will you be my friend? - 11/10/2006 6:52:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

toss a blowjob in there, ever now and then, and you and me are inseperable.

Ron

See number 6. :)

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RE: Will you be my friend? - 11/10/2006 12:06:09 PM

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LOL, you are a gas, LS........an understated sense of humor is the best.......

You took me down quite handily.

Ron

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RE: Will you be my friend? - 11/10/2006 3:56:57 PM

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