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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:23:19 PM   
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I would answer the OP's question, but I have to go butter the bishop.


You make the saints cry when you do that, but the Butter Buddha, jolly thing that he is, just laughs.



The saints should cover their eyes, but yes, zen boy is a giggler.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:24:35 PM   
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Just doing a contest would make me want to...lol. I would never win.


C, I managed to last nearly 3 weeks, long ago. That was 3 weeks too long.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:27:30 PM   
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Just doing a contest would make me want to...lol. I would never win.


C, I managed to last nearly 3 weeks, long ago. That was 3 weeks too long.


God...you must have been going for sainthood and lost by a week.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:28:49 PM   
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my doctor does and he has a very large practice!!  He justs cautions to not let it get out of hand!!

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:30:18 PM   
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As best as I can remember, it was one of my "religious" moments, long ago.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:31:46 PM   
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LMAO...i had one of those too! i was married to it and only got sex 5 times a year. Left the church and my husband in one swoop.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 7:52:05 PM   
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5 times a year? That's....... sinful .

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:05:26 PM   
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I am embarassed to say that I just got done ..well....about twenty minutes ago

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:15:50 PM   
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Don't be embarrased, be proud.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:43:07 PM   
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I lost this contest the moment I read it!! 

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:49:31 PM   
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shame shame you naughty naughty girl  cuddleheart, i would have atleast given you a few more minutes..

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:50:11 PM   
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Fine.  Just remember, every time you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:50:54 PM   
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Pleased to know so many of CM's lovely ladies are unafraid to admit to 'double clicking their mouse'

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:53:11 PM   
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Jesus must have killed alot of kittens because of me this week.......omg a dozen

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:53:16 PM   
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shame shame you naughty naughty girl  cuddleheart, i would have atleast given you a few more minutes..



You have NO idea how naughty I really am!!! 

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 8:56:04 PM   
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I cannot believe I am discussing this but here it goes.........I enjoy laying there masterbating denying myself orgasm over and over again..atleast 4-6 times then when I finally reach my orgasm it is sooo powerful I am sure i wake the neighbors

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 9:01:38 PM   
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So, what goes on in your head.?.............don't you come you fuckin' bitch, you slut, don't wake the neighbors you whore.........

I have been unable, though I have frankly never tried and frankly never will to deny myself orgasm.....and furthermore I don't aspire to have such self control, but if I did.............

I would like to orgasm, fart, pee and smoke a joint at the same time.  That is some real kink to me, cause women don't think we can multi-task...

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 9:03:37 PM   
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thanks for sharing that...and to think, i thought a man couldn't multitask

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 9:07:41 PM   
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believe it or not i went 34 years without ever being able to make myself cum...believe me i tried...alot.its just been in the last few months that i can even do it so i do it daily sometimes several times a day.

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RE: The Contest: Where Do You Stand?? - 11/11/2006 9:15:28 PM   
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Well, you need to take you some adult education, this aint brain surgery


Suicide is Painless
It brings on many changes
but I can take or leave it
if I try............


The dentist from the original Mash movie, I could come up with a name, but I am rather enamoured with shining my rod right now........


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