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MrrPete -> If H is elected (11/12/2006 7:02:34 AM)
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........! The ghost of George Washington appears and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

caitlyn -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 7:07:56 AM)
Is this one of those neocon, "Jesus loves me, and shares my hatred of liberals and Hillary Clinton.", posts? [;)]

cuddleheart50 -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 7:15:16 AM)
LOL... I thought it was funny.

KenDckey -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:15:16 AM)
cute

meatcleaver -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:39:04 AM)
Does she give BJs?

caitlyn -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:43:51 AM)
With a condom and rubber gloves ... probably.

meatcleaver -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:46:31 AM)
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........! The ghost of Nixon appears and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Nixon says, "Lie like fuck." "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Hoover appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Hoover says, "Don't listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Ronald Reagan appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Reagan says, "How the fuck should I know?"

WyrdRich -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:49:43 AM)
Here we have a perfect example of why I hope Hillary doesn't even run. Ya'll think the country is divided under Bush???

Arpig -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:50:34 AM)
But Hillary has already been President...or did you really think Bill was calling the shots?

Level -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 8:52:42 AM)
Poor Reagan. I just read where Warren Beatty called him "smart" and "likeable".

SissySean -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:12:04 AM)
If Hilary wins does that mean we have to read all about Chelsa's life again?

ownedgirlie -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:20:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: meatcleaver Does she give BJs? Only to Vince Foster. Oh wait, he's dead now! [;)]

Level -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:22:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SissySean If Hilary wins does that mean we have to read all about Chelsa's life again? Yes, she and Amy Carter will tour the country. [:D] I just don't see Hillary as prez.... I'd much rather Obama, or Colin Powell, or the resurrected ghost of Harry Truman.

ownedgirlie -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:25:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Yes, she and Amy Carter will tour the country. [:D] LOL oh please God no...

WyrdRich -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:27:07 AM)
I hate to think what sort of freak the Repubs would have to run for Hillary to win the office. Even then, it would take a third party split of the conservative vote to make it happen... Wonder if Bill still has Ross on speed-dial....

Level -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:29:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie quote: ORIGINAL: Level Yes, she and Amy Carter will tour the country. [:D] LOL oh please God no... Yes, and the liver of Billy Carter in a glass display. [:-]

Level -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:33:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyrdRich I hate to think what sort of freak the Repubs would have to run for Hillary to win the office. Even then, it would take a third party split of the conservative vote to make it happen... Wonder if Bill still has Ross on speed-dial.... Rich, I'm thinking it'd have to be someone like Gingrich, in other words, someone extremely polarizing. As for Perot, I often wonder how he would have done had he won.....[8\|]

toservez -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:54:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyrdRich I hate to think what sort of freak the Repubs would have to run for Hillary to win the office. Even then, it would take a third party split of the conservative vote to make it happen... Wonder if Bill still has Ross on speed-dial.... I unfortunately agree. If Hillary was to be elected then global warming would have been solved because hell froze over. I saw something this week she has the largest negative reaction then any other likely candidate. The joke from the OP is just a partisan cheap shot. Pick a side and see similar one note jokes. Nothing more, nothing less.

LotusSong -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 9:59:14 AM)
Funny! I heard that before.. but the main subject was Dubya.

WyrdRich -> RE: If H is elected (11/12/2006 10:15:02 AM)
Newt would be pretty bad, Jeb Bush would trigger a knee jerk for a lot of people too (though he is supposedly the smarter one). I don't think Ross had the temperment for the job. I think the pressure would have given us another Nixon situation of paranoid leadership.

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