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ZenDragoness -> BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 3:35:32 PM)

I would like to declare Mnottertail aka Ron, as the

BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme.

As an avid lurker and seldom contributor i am impressed by his posts. When i understand them....but when i  understand something after staring at it, reading it aloud, studying the post on which it is a reply, i am often prized with laughter, astonishment and being perplexed.

I am relieved, that even native speaker do not understand everything he writes.

The good thing about an oracle is, that it gives the asking person the possibility to interpret. The core values of his answers are always the same, but i think the way to understanding the answer is the trick here. By thinking about how something was meant, the mindsoul can open to feelfind the solutions. Often texts here are long, thought out till the end and they are important, but sometimes knowledge/understanding happens like a lightning and an answer by him can spark such a lightning.


I would like to discuss furthermore the different kinds of writing responses and what you deem as good, helpful and enligthning post.

ZD




LordODiscipline -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 3:53:41 PM)

I am currently setting up the temple in the center of the Collarme Pavillion in the county of the Land of Oz -

We have ordered a thousand dancing candles and are lighting ten thousand virgins in his honor!

All hail Nor - laitrettonm~ Oracle!

~J


quote:

ORIGINAL: ZenDragoness

I would like to declare Mnottertail aka Ron, as the

BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme.

As an avid lurker and seldom contributor i am impressed by his posts. When i understand them....but when i  understand something after staring at it, reading it aloud, studying the post on which it is a reply, i am often prized with laughter, astonishment and being perplexed.

I am relieved, that even native speaker do not understand everything he writes.

The good thing about an oracle is, that it gives the asking person the possibility to interpret. The core values of his answers are always the same, but i think the way to understanding the answer is the trick here. By thinking about how something was meant, the mindsoul can open to feelfind the solutions. Often texts here are long, thought out till the end and they are important, but sometimes knowledge/understanding happens like a lightning and an answer by him can spark such a lightning.


I would like to discuss furthermore the different kinds of writing responses and what you deem as good, helpful and enligthning post.

ZD





TreSwank -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 3:57:10 PM)

Ron is one hell of a poster.




Quivver -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 4:20:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LordODiscipline

I am currently setting up the temple in the center of the Collarme Pavillion in the county of the Land of Oz -

We have ordered a thousand dancing candles and are lighting ten thousand virgins in his honor!

All hail Nor - laitrettonm~ Oracle!



May I make the suggestion to serve Ludifisk (sp?) and lot's of butter!!! 




CrazyC -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 4:25:54 PM)

I might add some temple goddess aka slave girl to perform orally for him. ;)




candystripper -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 4:33:02 PM)

LMAO; i love Ron's posts but i always assumed when they were s'what obscure, one of U/us was having a blonde moment -- and it wasn't always me.  i like ExSteelAgain's idea; collecting Ron's posts and publishing them for E/everyone.  That Man has a vicious and yet kind humor.
 
candystripper




missturbation -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 4:40:13 PM)

I have not noticed this mnottertail aka ron you speak of.
Is he handsome, funny and intelligent? [:D]




topcat -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 4:43:58 PM)

Actually, I suspect at times that M.Ron's native tongue is binary. I think he is an AI living on the CM server...




KatyLied -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 5:03:49 PM)

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I think he is an AI living on the CM server...


The joke is us on, mere fools we are to try and understand the ottertail.




windchymes -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 5:06:47 PM)

Where the HELL are you going to find 10,000 virgins????  [:D]




TemptingNviceSub -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 7:23:45 PM)

Would virginal body parts serve just as well?..[:D]...Tempting




DiurnalVampire -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 7:25:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Where the HELL are you going to find 10,000 virgins????  [:D]

Ive got one, but I am not sacrificing him, no matter what knowledge you promise. 




cuddleheart50 -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:10:19 PM)

I just wish I knew what he was saying half the time.




gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:18:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Ive got one, but I am not sacrificing him, no matter what knowledge you promise. 



Oh come on....  Everyone's doing it...

And by that I mean you might want to call the cops.  Everyone is actually sacrificing him right now.

Yours,


benji




Emperor1956 -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:30:23 PM)

None of you speak Minnesotan, apparently.   Ron is no supernatural oracle, he's just.....a guy from up dere.

The way to communicate with him in a way he'll understand involves a frozen lake and one of THESE:  (watch carefully as I call the Oracle, children)




Strike-Lite Auger Specifications


Emission Certified Engine


Twin Stainless Steel Lazer-Lite Blades


Tufflite Dupont Zytel® Handle System with Auxillary Handle & Wall Mounting Bracket


4 Cycle 35cc Robin Engine


165 RPM Auger Rotation at Full Load


6600 Motor RPM's Under Full Load


Air Cooled


Power Point Center Blade


60 ft. lbs. Auger Torque


40:1 Gear Ratio


Environmentally Friendly


No Mix Fuel-Unleaded Gas Only



Optional Extensions Available for Cutting Through Ice Thicker than 42"
 
Hear that throbbing, moaning sound....its the Oracle, awaking....
 
E
 
 
Yah....dem yellow perch?  dems good eatin.
 
 




Dorsai -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:42:27 PM)

umm ok......




DiurnalVampire -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:44:22 PM)

I dunno, I think Ron likes the idea of al those virgins better...




Lordandmaster -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:49:53 PM)

I generally understand what Ron is saying after turning the monitor upside down.




gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:52:24 PM)

Yanno, I think we have a problem.

We can only attract the Oracle if we have 10 000 virgins.  But if the oracle gets there, we will have none left.

So it aint in finding 10 000 virgins, it's in finding 10 000 000 in a steady stream.

Yours,


benji




BORAT -> RE: BDSM Oracle (delphi style) of Collarme (11/15/2006 8:53:55 PM)

In my country we have cleanest virgins in Central Asia.  45% of them have not sexually transmit diseases.




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