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God created the donkey and told him: You will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carring heavy bags on your back, you'll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY !"
The donkey answered: I"ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years." And God gave him 20 years
God created the dog and told hium: "You will look after the men house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG! "
The dog answered:"God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10" God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him:" You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years"
The monkey answered: "God living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." And God agreed
Finally, God created the man and told him:" You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
The man answered: "God, I'll be man, but living 20 years is not enuogh, why don't you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years the dog did not want and the 10 years that the mokey refused."
That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then enters adulthood and spend 30 years like a donkey, working and carring the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog. looking after the house and eating whatever is giving to him, then he gets into retirement and spends 10 years like a monkey jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.
A woman tells her her friend she's received a bunch of flowers from her husband. "Isuppose, I'll have to sepnd the entire weekend on my back with my lages in the air," she says, to which her friend replies, "Why, don't you use a vase instead?"
Whats the definition of TRUST?
- two cannibals giving each other a blow job!
A lady goes for her first golf lesson. The pro says, "You've got to hold the club like you hold your husband's organ." She takes the club and hits the ball. He says, "Beautiful. Perfect shot. Right down the fairway. Now take the club out of your mouth, put it in your hands, and we'll go for distance.
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