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What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 3:07:48 PM

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What is your comedic version of Hell? I don’t mean Religious or Philosophical.

For example, mine is an aerobic class where the extended version of Shania Twain’s Man I Feel Like a Woman” plays for eternity. All the women are wearing wedding rings. The best looking one is the instructor. She is my ex-wife.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 3:58:04 PM

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What is your comedic version of Hell? I don’t mean Religious or Philosophical.

A golf course with thousands of sand traps.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 6:13:00 PM

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From what I've observed nowadays, I think hell would be a place without cellphones!

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 7:31:13 PM

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A Giant computer Cafe' without Internet Access.....

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 12:48:05 AM

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getting all dressed up, in my french maid's uniform, with no place to go!

~rain~

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 1:52:13 AM

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A place without subs or slaves....and nothing but two year old children runing around me.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 6:13:10 AM

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Having to sit through very bad opera.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 7:10:46 AM

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Have you ever seen the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" where, when the children are freed, the Queen is standing on a chair waving her arms in the air screaming "Children!!! Children!!!" as if they were rodents?

I'm the Queen.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 11:26:43 AM

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“You know that now that now that you are a senior you got some things to think about,” iwillserveu studied his shoes as if the meaning of life was written on the. He swayed in the light breeze as he talked. “And if no one has asked you and I understand if you got other plans and I don’t want to be pressuring you into anything and if .. well, the thing is I was hoping that you see your way to, um, what I mean is, um, Would you go to the prom with me?”

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 12:33:37 PM

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I'm thinking that right about now a rather comedic hell for iwillserveu would be: All the lights would slowly dim, leaving the room barely lit, shadowy figures moving about as he stood there studying the tip of his shoe waiting for a response from his Mistress. As the lights came back up gradually, he raises his eyes to find himself surrounded by several four star "seniors" dressed gaily named "BUBBA"

Wanna dance?

I wonder if they really serve ice cream there???

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/3/2004 1:25:02 PM

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lol &

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 6:46:16 PM

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What is your comedic version of Hell?

Having given the question much deep thought, (about 15 seconds), I would have to say being forced to live life as a vanilla

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 8:59:07 PM

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Hell?

Grocery shopping. While everyone around me races carts through the aisles, trying to break the sound barrier.

January

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 9:39:44 PM

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Being pregnant at my age and living with my mother. Suicide sounds better.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/18/2004 11:00:29 AM

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Going to a program at the local museum expecting slides, but instead having someone read excerpts from every book he's ever written in his life. Thought I'd squirm a hole in my chair.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 12:26:47 PM

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To quote George Carlin:

"I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER AND I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!!!!"

Calm down ... have some dip.

LJ

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 6:54:05 PM

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i must respectfully disagree with Estring: hell is the place WITH the cellphones. and mine would be the one that's not working.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 11:23:32 PM

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Can you hear me now?

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/20/2004 3:18:37 PM

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of course i can't hear You, the CALL IS NOT ALLOWED. my phone is domming me.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/20/2004 3:48:10 PM

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Can you hear me now?

Damn my batteries must be dead.

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