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Mercnbeth -> Unabridged Dictionary Definitions and Translations (11/22/2006 10:08:48 AM)
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1. DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish............................................... 49
Adventurous..................................... Slept with everyone
Athletic............................................. No boobs
Average looking................................. Ugly
Beautiful........................................... Pathological liar
Contagious smile............................... Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure............................ On medication
Feminist............................................ Fat
Free Spirit......................................... Junkie
Friendship first................................... Former slut
Fun................................................... Annoying
New-Age........................................... Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.................................... No BJs
Open-minded.................................... Desperate
Outgoing.......................................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate....................................... Sloppy drunk
Professional...................................... Bitch
Voluptuous........................................ Very Fat
Large frame....................................... Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker
2. WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes................................................... No
No..................................................... Yes
Maybe................................................ No
We need............................................. I want
I am sorry.......................................... You'll be sorry
We need to talk.................................. You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead................................... You'd better not
Do what you want............................... You will pay for this later
I am not upset......................................Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight............ Is sex all you ever think about?
3. MENS ENGLISH
I am hungry........................................ I am hungry
I am sleepy..........................................I am sleepy
I am tired............................................ I am tired
Nice dress........................................... Nice cleavage
I love you........................................... Let's have sex now
I am bored........ ...................................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?......................... I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime......................... I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?.................I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?...................I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......... I'm gay
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