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SlaveJeni -> RE: You Know You're Kinky When... (12/19/2006 10:35:07 AM)
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You have a mirro in your toilet.
That should read, "You have a mirror in your toilet." Sorry about that.
Some more are::
You have tied up the paper boy at least three times this month.
Your legs fall alseep in the middle of hte night, and it takes you five minutes to find them.
You wake up one morning to find "Pain is Fun" tattooed over your heart.
Your blind date is wearing a wooden leg and has a parrot on his shoulder.
The guy living below you complains beacuse the sound of the mud wrestling is keep him awake.
The neighbor's kids ask to use your swing set. (Note: The pic is of swings over the bed...)
The dentist says, "Open wide," and you sigh, "Oh, Doctor!"
You open your refrigerator to look for a snack, and all you can find is edible panties.
You're invited to be the keynot speaker at a wife swapping convention.
You have a dinner party in your hot tub.
They need to throw a bucket of cold water on Santa after you get off his lap.
You finally have an orgasm in a taxicab.
You have mirrors on the floor as well as the ceiling.
You don't mind sharing underwear with your sex partner.
Everyone thinks you have acne, but you know they're really cleat marks. (Note: On the guy's back.)
You have a venereal disease named after you.
You like to run newspaper ads which begin, "Wanted: Moist Dwarf".
You get an obscene phone call, and at the end you beg for an encore.
You have a bidet in your car.
Everyone across the country is watching the World Series, but everyone in the ballpark is watching you.
Your bedroom window becomes a regular stop on the tour bus.
Hugh Heffner approaches you in a restaurant and asks for your autograph.
You have a pair of crotchless panties for every day of the year.
The word "Occuppado" is still imprinted in your back from the last time you did it in an airplane lavatory.
You are asked to leave the supermarket for being naughty with a carrot.
You are on a first name basis with more than one sheep.
You need to set aside one drawer in your bureau for your benwa ball collection.
The only phrase your parrot knows how to say is, "Oh, please, not the rubber suit again." (Note: In the cartoon, the priest is having tea with the couple when the parrot says this.)
You go to answer the door, then get embarrished because you're still wearing your tutu and your shoulder pads. (Note: It's a guy in the tutu and shoulder pads.)
You visit your planetarium and find that the huge, intergalactic telescope is trained on your bedroom window.
You have to go to the hospital because it got caught in someone else's zipper. (Note: These are two guys...)
Everytime you open your raincoat in a public place, women are afraid to look.
They ask you what you want for your birthday, and you say, "Ken and Barbie in Bondage". (Note: If ONLY!)
You get a dozen roses with a note that says, "Thanks for a great time last night," signed, "Spot".
And that's all of them! (Gee, I typed a lot! [:D] )
I hope you enjoyed them.
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