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DianeB269 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 10:43:17 AM)
Fast reply..... Past the popcorn....Please MisPandora You're awesome.....just love reading your replies.

MisPandora -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 10:54:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 MisPandora You're awesome.....just love reading your replies. takes a bow Stick around for the late show :-)

pixelslave -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 10:56:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora Phuque. I'm SnortsHotChocolateUpMyNose. Nice to meet you both. ROTFLMAO!!! Now that's entertainment! You've outdone yourself this time MisPandora! [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] - pixel

spirit75 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 4:23:42 PM)
Yes, i did. She is in egypt and i can give you her number.

spirit75 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 4:39:25 PM)
Well, I am not interested in Gay men MisPandora. It's either a Mistress or not. and Besides, I had a pic in my profile but something wrong went with my account but i uploaded it again and i am waiting for it to be approved.

mantis65 -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 6:12:56 PM)
I think my more exotic fantasies have mellowed (or become more realistic). Basically they have followed the dehumanization and humiliation theme. kept as live stock in a barn stall idea in another thread was really hot for me. Locked up in a cell in some Dommes basement etc. I can work on the computer or in a cell so that was semi plausible….but the real world relationships, bills and health problems always wake me up from such daydreams. I like sadist women with weird evil ideas like trying out water torture… fun stuff like that. But for the most part I stay grounded in reality and hope to meet someone that shares similar interests in things outside of BDSM. I guess I don’t have too much to say that’s trollish or creepy other than I do love it when woman scare me a bit.

bluffsboy -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 10:56:21 PM)
Hmmm...surprised that so few have responded to Lady Ellen's invitation to "to write in with their Femdom fantasies, in full technicolor glory!" Okay, so I keep looking for this ad that goes something like this: "Single, blonde 22-year-old bisexual Mistress looking for middle-aged overweight white guy to be a slave. You will be whipped by an expert, as I am a former circus trainer, trapeze artist, and Olympic gymnast. You will be FORBIDDEN to work, as I am an independently wealthy owner of an NFL football franchise, as well as a large chain of liquor stores. Instead, you will spend your days in my large mansion, nude (of course) entertaining me and my bisexual girlfriends. You will spend hours drawing my bath, lathering me, and licking every square inch of my body. If you are unsuccessful, you will be spanked and ordered to keep licking." I keep looking for this ad...I thought I saw it around here someplace. Why can't I find it? [;)]

ineedotk -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 10:57:16 PM)
Thank you Lady Ellen for this opportunity. I'm a white middle-aged male of slim build. I specifically am looking for a Femme Domme who will act as a strict disciplinarian/mother figure. Think of me as the naughty little boy who dresses as a naughty little girl, who needs to be spanked by his Femme Domme, and then comforted by the same. To me, the best kind of Femme Domme is not simply a pain giver, but a comfort and security giver also.

Mikal -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/26/2006 11:55:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mantis65 I like sadist women with weird evil ideas... I do love it when woman scare me a bit. You like sadistic and scary eh? Ok.. how 'bout this.... Blond, green eyed 20-something, illegally sadistic Domme with own dungeon deep in the woods, looking for sub male to endure severe bondage and everything else pleasing to said Domme. No safe words permitted. Must have good health care to help fix scars that will occure when external genitilia is removed by a wielding arc. Good enough? [:D]

littlesarbonn -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:00:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal quote: ORIGINAL: mantis65 I like sadist women with weird evil ideas... I do love it when woman scare me a bit. You like sadistic and scary eh? Ok.. how 'bout this.... Blond, green eyed 20-something, illegally sadistic Domme with own dungeon deep in the woods, looking for sub male to endure severe bondage and everything else pleasing to said Domme. No safe words permitted. Must have good health care to help fix scars that will occure when external genitilia is removed by a wielding arc. Good enough? [:D] I think I dated you a few years back. Oh wait, the woman I dated also added: "Must maintain privacy because the police are after me after I escaped from an insane asylum." The sad thing is: I'm not really joking all that much.

Mikal -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:02:49 AM)
As for my trolling bit... girl looking for a real Domme... not a fake wannabe. Must like sex. Must be able to fulfill ALL of my fantasies (what use are You otherwise???). You must be gainfully employed as my time is worth money, and i don't clean up after selfish slobs for free. i don't do bathrooms, garbages or anything else icky. i'm a girl, and girls are cute and fun and adored and pampered. Icky stuff... that's what male subs are for. You should know this. If You don't You are wasting my time. Oh, and if i message You, reply promptly. i'm in high demand, You know. Hmph. Thats all I can think of... sucky, but it's a start! [8D]

Mikal -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:07:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlesarbonn I think I dated you a few years back. Oh wait, the woman I dated also added: "Must maintain privacy because the police are after me after I escaped from an insane asylum." The voices in my head said the police stopped looking... and we don't like to brag about our prowess in escape antics. As for privacy... well, what makes you think the sub would ever be let loose? [:D] Unless you've lived in the Great White North, we never dated.

MisPandora -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:08:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal As for my trolling bit... girl looking for a real Domme... not a fake wannabe. Must like sex. Must be able to fulfill ALL of my fantasies (what use are You otherwise???). You must be gainfully employed as my time is worth money, and i don't clean up after selfish slobs for free. i don't do bathrooms, garbages or anything else icky. i'm a girl, and girls are cute and fun and adored and pampered. Icky stuff... that's what male subs are for. You should know this. If You don't You are wasting my time. Oh, and if i message You, reply promptly. i'm in high demand, You know. Hmph. Thats all I can think of... sucky, but it's a start! [8D] Nice, that's kinda hot. And I tend to agree with the cleaning bit. I'd rather put a boy to work doing that stuff than my girl.....she'd fuck up her manicure and then I'd be pissed because it'd leave a rough nail with which to scratch my back.....and we can't have that, can we?

Mikal -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:20:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora Nice, that's kinda hot. And I tend to agree with the cleaning bit. I'd rather put a boy to work doing that stuff than my girl.....she'd fuck up her manicure and then I'd be pissed because it'd leave a rough nail with which to scratch my back.....and we can't have that, can we? Nope we can't. Amazing how Great Female Minds think alike... [;)] ... now why is it we don't openly rule the world??? lol P.S. MisPandora... how are You at fulfilling girl sub's fantasies??? [sm=tongue.gif]

Morrigel -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 5:28:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Nope we can't. Amazing how Great Female Minds think alike... [;)] ... now why is it we don't openly rule the world??? lol Shhh. We're working on it. [;)] --M

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 5:44:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Nope we can't. Amazing how Great Female Minds think alike... [;)] ... now why is it we don't openly rule the world??? lol The problem with openly ruling the world is that you have to put up with the flak when things dont turn out as expected. Even the best minds (female ones, of course) cannot plan for every event. In the meantime, women do rule the world of course, albeit covertly - allowing figurehead males to take the lumps when things go awry; after all, they seem to thrive on it! Sounds like a more sensible way to do things to me. E

MisPandora -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 8:40:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal P.S. MisPandora... how are You at fulfilling girl sub's fantasies??? [sm=tongue.gif] Well, said girl sub wasn't complaining this weekend when she enjoyed her first women's only party and right out of the barn door, she was handed off and erotically molested by another beautiful female (a friend of mine.) My batting average was consistently high through the night :-)

amaidiamond -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 11:38:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sjskuared Although this could be seen as humorous I don't really think it is. Why are there so many more males seeking females? My pet theory is that men want sex more than women want it. (I never understood long term denial.) My fantasy is actually finding a dominant woman who has similar interests to mine. In answer to Akasha's post: not on the first date. Blinks a few times They do???

darchChylde -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 11:56:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sjskuared Why are there so many more males seeking females? My pet theory is that men want sex more than women want it. hehe... i'm not going to say that i don't like sex, or want sex; the importance on sex in any relationship i've been in has always been decided by my female partner, who have always been far more interested in it than me

LadyEllen -> RE: Femdom Trolling Thread (11/27/2006 12:37:11 PM)
Anyone else notice that two "folderol" threads appeared and disappeared this afternoon? I dont know; even when you provide a trolling thread, they still start their own! Yov gorru loff, ay ya? E

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