ruffnecksbabygir
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i was in 7th grade drama class, we had a small stage, a video camera facing the stage, and the class facing the t.v. and stage, so they would be able to see the stage there and on the tv, anyhow, i had a cold, was very sleepy, and when it was my turn to go up, i was wearing a short jean skirt, for some reason i tripped over the stage, instead of stepping up onto it, i just tripped over it, my legs spread open, and the class got a full view of my undies...and my fall... my old land lord came over one day, i couldn't stand the bitch, i wanted to seem busy so she wouldn't want to come in and talk, so i grabbed the phone as i opened the door to give her the rent money, i was pretending to be in the middle of a conversation when at that same moment my phone rings.... This was recent, i was in the office, sitting on my chair, i lean over to throw a piece of paper away and i flip over side ways completely, knocking over the trash can ... as i am spread on the floor, trash all over, my chair on the floor side ways, i look up and my boss had come in just in time to see my clumsy fall. This didn't happen to me, but it's another office story i have which is pretty funny, of course it's one of those that you had to be there to really get....i use to work at an insurance agency, the desks were very old, and the owner very cheap....anyhow, one of my co-workers was having lunch, eating his sandwich as we were both chatting when all of a sudden his desk just collapses ... he was left there with the funniest expression i have ever seen, holding on to his sandwich, the desk had been eaten up by termites, to the point it just fell apart, i practically fell off my chair laughing so damn hard..
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~hugs~ Babygirl :Disclaimer: The above is only this slave's opinion: "And Those Who Danced Were Thought To Be Quite Insane By Those Who Could Not Hear The Music" -- Angela Monet
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