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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 11:41:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/28/2006 11:45:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth.


Yep - LOL
My ex-mother-in-law once recieved on her birthday this little keyring, it was an old woman (strangely it even looked like her) and when squeezed it farted, a long wet one

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 12:28:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've been really depressed and this is just what I needed. I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts and my eyes are watering. Thanks all, especially Daddysredhead!

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 2:28:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		This thread is just too funny!

no farting at work??  Way back when i worked in a copy/print shop with two young men barely 20.  One morning before the shop opened to the public, the two jumped up on a work table and in unison said "Time to light up your morning!" and proceeded to ignite a fart each!  Seeing blue-orange flame eminating from their jeans was too much.  It's a visual that will never leave me.  At the same shop, one of those fine young men would come up to the customer counter while i was waiting on a customer, pretend to examine the day's print orders, drop a Silent But Deadly and walk away leaving me, the customer, and the stench.  

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 2:37:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Public Service Announcement - Fart putty - be careful with it. Its OK when its new, but a few months later it starts deteriorating and will stick to hands and everything else and stain just about anything.

Now, back to today's episode of The Windy City

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 2:46:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: eyesopened
At the same shop, one of those fine young men would come up to the customer counter while i was waiting on a customer, pretend to examine the day's print orders, drop a Silent But Deadly and walk away leaving me, the customer, and the stench.  


ROFL! I wonder if he was related to this kid I used to catch a train with when I was in college? Once on a very quiet train he farted very VERY loudly, he looked at me and blocking his nose yelled "Awww SAM!! Thats stinks!" I was laughing too hard to be able to deny it.

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 7:41:50 AM   
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around here, if someone feels the need to pass gas, they yell "in coming" and let it go. . . and depending on how much we've been drinking we rate them on a scale of 1-10


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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 6:54:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: IndigoEris

I've been really depressed and this is just what I needed. I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts and my eyes are watering. Thanks all, especially Daddysredhead!


You are so very welcome, IE...  the nut house is always open for a laugh or two... 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 7:03:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!
 
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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 7:13:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

most those "putties" are called gak it's fowl smelling leaves nasty chemical feel but it's awful delightful to make fart noises wth.


oh POOH!!!
 
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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 7:20:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBC7-hw1OhU


oh Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! lol

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 7:34:54 PM   
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Fart gone wrong... terribly wrong!
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBC7-hw1OhU


oh Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! lol

These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them).  Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy!

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/29/2006 9:33:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them).  Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy!


Hmmmmm.................... dare I do it? 

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RE: Fart Domination - 11/30/2006 7:22:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
These guys just HAD to get a fart thread going :) (I've got a whole library of fart vids. My favorite is the "Farting Preacher" (there's two of them).  Just go to youtube.com, type in 'farting preacher' and enjoy!


Hmmmmm.................... dare I do it? 


Yes.  But you'll never watch Benny Hinn the same way again.
 
(hmm..I wonder if his come-over fluffs up on one side when he does ?)

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RE: Fart Domination - 12/5/2006 11:26:43 PM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 12/6/2006 2:02:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG !!!!  What a ripper thread.  Too funny !

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RE: Fart Domination - 1/6/2007 8:14:24 AM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 1/6/2007 8:20:42 AM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 1/6/2007 1:32:08 PM   
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RE: Fart Domination - 1/6/2007 3:37:36 PM   
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I laughed so hard I almost spit out My coffee when I read the thread title, LOL.  Can't say that I've ever done that one, nor would I ever want to. 
 
I thought it might mean dominating old farts, and I wouldn't want to do that either.
 
Lady Topaz


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!  Us old farts are O.K....whether dominant or submissive....

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